Norbit

1. I think the whole "actor playing two parts and getting two credit spots" was officially played out around the time of Back to the Future Part II and exhumed for more dry monkeying around with Austin Powers. Does Eddie Murphy really need this much validation in his life? Since he's making movies like Norbit, I have to assume yes.

2. "Well, yes, as a matter of fact. I paid $8 to see this crap. Tragedy, ain't it?"

3. I'm wondering whose fantasy it is to see Eddie Murphy in fat drag about to make horrible love to Eddie Murphy in geek getup. Whoever it is, that person needs to stay the heck away from my family, forever.

4. The "joke" of this poster is kind of incredibly insulting -- that we would be so repulsed by a fat girl ("girl") who's excited at the possibility of sex that she's launched herself on top of Eddie Murphy while wearing a skimpy pink teddy. Because fat people are disgusting, of course, and we should hunt them all down like the obese vermin they are. You know what? Let's call the skinny-person-in-a-fat-suit thing played out as well.

5. WHERE DID THE REST OF HIS LEGS GO? SERIOUSLY! WHEREEEEEE?

6. Geek Murphy's flared nostrils are, to me, the most disturbing thing on this poster.

7. Huh. I did not know that movie titles were posturepedic.