Back To The Future

1. Arrow coupled with the word "BACK" designed to potentially confuse extreme law abiding citizens, causing them to retrace their steps and egress the theater.

2. This is a movie poster, not a canvas for Mrs. Petersen's 11th grade English class. What's with the tagline essay, anyway?

3. Michael J. Fox demonstrating proper respect for being prompt, and also flagrantly planting his foot through the floorboards of a DeLorean...

4. ...which is somewhat transparent. "It's a GHOST CAR!" "Hold me." "Only if you hold me!"

5. Flames located directly under the crotchular region (6.).

6. A very worried — and tight — Fox crotch.

7. Weather forcast: partly cloudy, 20% chance of freezing rain or sleet.

8. "Honey, did you remember to send Bob Gale a card last Christmas? You didn't? It's okay. Bob Gale only looks out for Bob Gale, anyway."

9. The car is an insatiable monster, craving human flesh and wacky 80's fashion. Mmm... leopard spots and puffy vests for an entree, mirrored sunglasses as dessert!