1. If you had to take just one eighties movie on a desert island with you, what would it be?

a. Better Off Dead
b. Dirty Dancing
c. The Breakfast Club
d. The Karate Kid
e. The eighties sucked hard!

2. Which Bruce Campbell/Ash quote is the greatest?

a. "Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun."
b. "Come get some!"
c. Bruce who?
d. "Hail to the King, baby!"
e. "Gimme some sugar, baby."

3. When going to Canada for vacations, you make sure to see:

a. The Kids In The Hall shrine (KITH: Brain Candy)
b. Deathmatch cages in backwoods bars (X-Men)
c. French-Canadian women (The Whole Nine Yards)
d. The beer factories (Strange Brew)
e. I'd rather go to Mexico

4. Which sci-fi franchise are you loyal unto death?

a. Star Wars
b. Sci-fi is for geeks who get beat up in gym class only!
c. Star Trek
d. Bill and Ted
e. The X-Files

5. If you were going to die in a movie, how would you like to go?

a. Betrayed by the woman I loved
b. Eaten by ravenous zombies
c. Eliminated by the dashing hero who will use my demise as an opportunity for a bad pun
d. Shrieking like a little girl
e. Tragically swooning in the middle of a musical number

6. "OH NO! Save me...

a. ...Muppets!"
b. ...Garth!"
c. ...Godzilla!"
d. ...Adam Sandler!"
e. ...Bad Plot Device!"

7. In trying to find and experience movies that are less known, you have:

a. Watched a movie with subtitles
b. Imported a movie from another country
c. Randomly grabbed a movie off the shelves of the video store
d. Took the advice of total strangers blabbing on a web site
e. Watched an AMC marathon

8. A method you like to use to win the romantic object of your dreams:

a. Figure skating to an Olympic medal
b. Held them hostage at gunpoint in the trunk of a car and discussed movies
c. Hope to be mistaken in the dark for someone more beautiful/handsome than you
d. Being gay so they can "win" you over
e. Impress them with your extensive knowledge of Monty Python quotes

9. Which of these have you given a name from someone in a movie?

a. A pet
b. A nickname for a friend
c. A nickname for myself
d. A character in a video game
e. My child

10. How did movies help you in your sexual development?

a. I saw my first nekkid body part on screen
b. I learned a few new techniques from some of the more risque flicks
c. I decided never to have sex in my life, for I would surely die
d. I became obsessed with an actor/actress and began stalking them and building a life-sized version of them in doll form
e. I learned that chest hair, small boobs and a waist bigger than my wrist are all things that should shame me for life

11. Name the main villains in the following series: Friday the 13th, Nightmare on Elm Street, Hellraiser, Halloween, Child's Play.

12. Movie-themed decorations in your dwelling and workplace:

a. Some movie posters
b. Autographed movie posters/pictures
c. Action figures and/or movie toys
d. Life-sized cardbord cutouts and/or life-sized action figures
e. Decorated an entire room to fit a theme of a particular movie

13. Who is hottest?

a. Ripley, Aliens
b. Heather, The Blair Witch Project
c. Arwen, Fellowship of the Ring
d. Amidala, Attack of the Clones
e. Lara Croft, Tomb Raider

14. Who is hottest?

a. Ash, Army of Darkness
b. Martin Blank, Grosse Point Blank
c. Bartleby, Dogma
d. Tommy, Tommy Boy
e. Captain Picard, Star Trek

15. If I say the letter "X", what comes to mind?

a. X-Files
b. X-Men
c. XXX
d. Extreme Ops
e. eXistenZ

16. Name a movie that mainly features one of the following sports (only one movie per sport): baseball, basketball, hockey, soccer, skiing, football, chess.

17. Name the superheros that each of these actors portray: Val Kilmer, Janeane Garafolo, Damon Wayans, Shaquille O'Neal, Rob Lowe

18. Which Ghostbuster are you?

a. Venkman - Snide and witty
b. Egon - Smart and studly
c. Ray - Child-like and gullible
d. Winston - That other guy
e. Slimer - Hungry and fat

19. You get in a car accident. Your first response:

a. "I'm not even supposed to be here today!"
b. "I'm getting to old for this s**t!"
c. "KHHAAAAAAAAAN!"
d. "What's with today today?"
e. "No matter where you go, there you are."

20. Tell the truth:

a. I'm taking this test for the first time, and I didn't cheat.
b. I'm retaking this test, to see if I can get a higher Mutant score.
c. I'm retaking this test, to see if I can get a lower Mutant score.
d. I've already looked ahead to the scoring section, so I'm a big fat cheater.
e. I'm not actually taking this test, just reading it.