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Now on to the scandalous portion of my review. There's really no getting around what I'm about to say. So I'm just going to come right out and say it. John Cusack is kind of losing ground in the battle for my undying, eternal love for everything he does. It started a few years ago when he somehow justified participating in Con Air. He then followed up that horrifying mess by taking the lead in the extremely boring Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil. This unfortunate turn was followed shortly by what can only be described as his confusing decision to have anything to do with Pushing Tin. Happily he redeemed himself and reclaimed his rightful place in my heart by wising up and doing both Grosse Point Blank and Being John Malkovich in the same year. Then High Fidelity came around. And while there are a number of things to love about High Fidelity, I can't say that his performance in that fine film was one of them. He followed this mediocre entry with America's Sweethearts, a movie that is so beneath his charm and charisma that I can't figure out why he'd be offered or would accept such a stupid part. A swift kick in the ass would be better than America's Sweethearts, so there was no doubt in my mind that Serendipity would be at least marginally more digestible. It's no Say Anything, but there are certainly elements of Cusack's every man, frantic, loose limbed charm that are given ample screen time. The chemistry between Cusack and Kate Beckinsale is believable enough to keep the audience invested in the ongoing circus of events that transpire while they search the globe (mostly in NYC) looking for one another after one, seemingly destiny driven, chance encounter. Despite my belief that I'm most usually not a mushy girl, I did get sucked in to the sense of urgency created while these two love birds worked against the clock and against their own love lives to finally find one another again. The inevitable pay off is handled quite well and warmed the cackles of my "there's no damn way this would ever happen in real life" heart. The thing that makes this movie one that I will probably see again is the wise inclusion of one Mr. Jeremy Piven. He (shockingly!!) plays John Cusack's best friend Dean. However, he proves once again just how damn underrated he is as a fine actor with a tremendous range who absolutely deserves to step out of John Cusack's talent shadow and be given a role where he won't have to play second fiddle to anyone. He's funny, he's charming, he's sad, frantic, sincere, and interesting all in a seemingly effortless bout of fine, subtle acting. I just really hope he gets the opportunity sooner rather than later to showcase his talent in a project worthy of his time and energy. I'd line up and pay good money to finally see him be the one to get the girl any day. I think it's because Piven's performance is so good that I couldn't help but notice that John Cusack appeared to be phoning in his role (again). I'm not sure what the problem is, if there just aren't any decent scripts out there for someone as niche marketed as Cusack or if he's just lost his love for acting. It's sad really. He kind of pulls himself up by the bootstraps at the end of the film by being able to convincingly shed one lone perfect romantic comedy tear. But compared to some of the acting he's been capable of in past roles, his last few performances have been nothing less than a real shame. Serendipity isn't a great movie, but it's certainly worthy of a lazy Saturday matinee.
Problem one? According to Romantic Cliché Law, they're both already dating other people. Ooh. Problem two? Sara is a partially insane loon who surrenders her life to the grand poobah of Fate at the drop of a hat, and Jonathan is far too love-stricken to call a nut a nut and walk away. She writes her name and number in a book (and goes to sell it at some store) and he writes his name and number on a $5 bill (which is spent), and Sara figures that if Fate's the overriding principle here, then somehow they'll eventually find each other again. What are the odds? Pretty slim, actually, unless you consider that this is a contrived movie setup, in which case I think I'd bet the house on them hooking up by the end credits. Fast forward to the future, where (again according to Romantic Cliché Law) both Sara and Jonathan are on the verge of marriage at the same time to their respective partners, but they're still somewhat obsessed with the "one that got away", which Sara doesn't admit is due to "her being a ninny-head". The bulk of the film is them becoming despondent over their current relationships, them dragging their best friends (Jeremy Piven and Molly Shannon) all over town on a whacked-out scavenger hunt, and the filmmakers putting in thousands of dumb "coincidences" that are there to simply drive the audience bonkers. Let's put aside the whole flimsy foundation of Fate for a minute, and really focus on what bothered me the most about Serendippiddydoodah, which is how casually the filmmakers treat Sara and Jonathan's current relationships. Backing up a bit — just a bit — we have to understand that romantic movies aren't necessarily about romance; they're about keeping your two leads apart as long as possible until getting them together for a swooping kiss right when the movie ends. Romance in romantic flicks apparently can't function after this point in a relationship, so movies rarely ever focus on an already in-love couple being romantic and having adventures and the like. One of the more tiresome techniques that romantic movie writers use to keep their leads apart is by burdening them with current relationships that would otherwise make a new romance impossible. It works, for a while, but at a point the writers have to pen their way out of the old relationship to make way for the new one. This is when Romantic Cliché Law kicks in yet again, by showing the audience that either of the lead's old boy/girlfriends were actually jerks or not right for them somehow, which makes it "okay" for the breakup. Serendipity's two fiancées of the leads are actually nice, loving people. They're not jerks. Sara and Jonathan are obviously marrying them for a reason, which gives their current relationships more depth and commitment. And yet the filmmakers expect us to swallow the eventual dissolution of these relationships as the most natural thing in the world. I don't buy it. From the opening scenes, both Sara and Jonathan are showing us that THEY are the jerks, not their fiancées. They flirt without a moment of hesitation, and seem prepared to leave their significant others save for the wacky Fate thing. Maybe that was a sign they shouldn't have proposed in the first place, do you think? But they did. Which then makes their mid-movie frantic search for the other person on the eve of both of their weddings downright despicable. They don't really talk to their bride- or groom-to-be about their fears or worries about the marriage, they just try really hard to find the other "soulmate" so they can cheat on the whole current relationship and break it up. And I'm supposed to cheer these people on? On the eve of my marriage, I can assure you I wasn't running around the country, best friend in tow, trying to find an old girlfriend to just see whether we were meant to be together or not. I… I don't know what to say about this movie past all that. It was definitely below all of the actors involved, and should be effectively forgotten by audiences in general.
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Intermission! [some sources: IMDb]
Peter Chelsom, director of Serendipity, is also responsible for directing, writing and producing one of Clare's favorite films Funny Bones. Although Serendipity is definitely worth watching, Funny Bones is DEFINITELY worth watching. During filming of this movie in NYC, the following note was posted on a production trailer: "Yes, we are filming a movie. It is called `Serendipity.' It stars John Cusack and some girl from Britain that you wouldn't know — even if we told you her name. We will be shooting tonight until midmorning. Please don't ask the crew any questions. Even if they don't look like they are working, they are thinking." Groovy Quotes
Sara: Oh, I'm sure I will, I usually enjoy my own thoughtfulness.
Dean: I'm telling you right now British women do not age well. Eight years ago she was a luscious treat, you know, she probably looked like, you know, Baby Spice, now she could look like...
Sara: I first came in because of the name: Serendipity. It's one of my favorite words.
Jonathan: Would $20 help?
Dean: You know the Greeks didn't write obituaries. They only asked one question after a man died: "Did he have passion?" If you liked this movie, try these:
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