the MUTANT vol 3 issue 10
5-9-2000
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This Issue's Identify That Movie Quote:
"He did not just take out the chair."

(answer to last issue's quote: Lloyd Dobler, "Say Anything")
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Howdy freaks and geeks,

May's always a special month.  For many, it's a time of finals, of
graduation, of new beginnings, of reaching Master Wizard level 43 in your
local Dungeons and Dragons group.  Yet again, I find myself on the run
from the local law enforement (who thought stapling chickens could be a
crime?), and type this up via laptop computer via satallite connection via
the WWW.  I'm not quite sure where I'll end up in a month, but it doesn't
look like yours truly will be staying in Colorado Springs.  I hear a Taco
Bell in San Diego is hiring.

In many ways, we've just reached a milestone month.  We now have over 100
subscribers to the MUTANT, we just reached our 200th movie reviewed on the
site, and Kyle is finally taking a cream for that rash.  Hey, we're just
glad you've been along for the ride.  May's always exciting, since it
ushers in the Summer Movie Season - high budgets and Patrick Stewart!
Last weekend we took the MRFH staff out to see Gladiator, and the mock
fights around the office haven't let up since.  Toni thinks she's hot
stuff with her full plate armor, but we showed her yesterday with the help
of many, many magnets.

Looks like we might even have a couple of winning comedies coming up.
First, don't forget the debut of "Clerks the Cartoon" on ABC, starting on
May 31st (somebody's, AHEM, birthday).  They have six episodes done so
far.  However, since it's airing during the killer summer season, it's
nearly doomed to be cancelled.  Therefore, ViewAskew is calling all Kevin
Smith fans to watch and support the show.

The new Tom Green college comedy "Road Trip" comes out in a couple weeks,
as does Norm McDonald's "Screwed".  Both reek, nay, stink of potential.
Or they could just fail and become yet another cult flick that only we
love.

Anyway, keep voting in the 3rd AMA, send us in some letters to let us know
how you and your closest animal friend are doing, and if PoolMan e-mails
you asking where I am, just hang up!

kooties,
Head Mutant Justin