from the mutant reviewers from hell comes...

 the M U T A N T (our official newsletter)
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 volume 2 issue 2


 THE WEEK FROM HELL **********************************************

 It's finals week.  On top of those "yes you have to go to class" exams,
 I've got projects and pizzas, meetings and manic-depressiveness to go
 through.  So what is it about stress that pumps me up to do a bunch of new
 reviews?  I'm odd, and that's all there is to it.

 Justin reviews: THE X-FILES, SAY ANYTHING, BETTER OFF DEAD, RETURN OF THE
 KILLER TOMATOES

 SAVE THE MUTANTS! ************************************************

 Okay, so nothing life-threatening is happening to the world of the MRFH.
 But we are earnestly looking for a way to bring our message of love,
 devotion, and chicken sacrifices to the world of the web.  Help out the
 MRFH by dragging your friends and e-mail partners in to our little
 occultic site.

 CULT SEQUELS *****************************************************

 Most of the time, cult movies are so strange and individualistic that
 there is never a possibility for a sequel.  Of course, in a few rare
 occurrences it does happen.  The Evil Dead trilogy, for example, or the
 Killer Tomato series.

 But... what if Hollywood decided to bank a few bucks on a few sequels for
 our favorite cult flicks?  Justin speculates:

 HUDSON HAWK 2: Eddie returns to home with his new wife, only to have her
 taken hostage by the evil duo of Regis and Kathy Lee.  He teams up with
 Sylvester Stallone, whose comedic talents bring this movie into the
 spotlight.  In order to pay the ransom, they must find the sacred Ark of
 the Covenant.  Unfortunately, it's already been taken by another movie...

 EVIL DEAD IV - ASH STRIKES BACK: Ash is whisked into the future, where
 Deadites have taken over the world.  Leading a few survivors of humanity
 (MRFH members, obviously), he creates a proton-shotgun, pronounces it
 "Groovy", and then takes on the mother hive itself.

 PCU II: Five years later, and the Pit has been dissolved.  Port Chester
 University is a teeming mass of cynacism and suicide squads who figure all
 of life is meaningless.  Droz returns from his job as a newspaper
 columnist to create a new frat to combat lethargy and angst.

 The Princess Bride's Baby: Westley and Buttercup are married and about to
 give birth.  Unfortunately, the baby is the reincarnation of Andre the
 Rhyming Giant, and Buttercup explodes.  Westley must gather the pieces of
 his loved one and travel to the Land of the Dead and Dreary in order to
 prove that True Love is just as sappy as it seems.


 See ya all later!
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 Head Mutant Justin Olivetti