OSCARS?  GOLDEN GLOBES?  NAW, WE GOT THE MUTIE! **************

I know you've barely been able to eat, breathe, and feed those small
people in your household that keep asking you for allowance.  Wait, no
kids?  That's okay, we'll send some to you.

In any case, your wait is over, as the votes have been cast, tallied,
recounted, and tampered with as we see fit (just kidding!).  The results
for the Second Annual Mutant Awards are now available for your ocular
consumption, so read the rest of this mailing real quick, and get your
butt over to:

http://www.geocities.com/~aral/rma2.html

NEW AND DYSFUNCTIONAL *******************************

If you haven't set your home page to the Mutant Reviewers From Hell,
here's what you might have missed:

reviews....
JUSTIN: Death Race 2000, The Faculty, Dawn of the Dead, The Substitute,
Repo Man, A Night At The Roxbury
MIKE [aka the new, new guy]: Cemetary Man
KYLE: The Waterboy, PCU, Rocky Horror Picture Show, The Matrix
POOLMAN: new additions to The Phantom Menace
GUEST CORRESPONDANT Q: Repo Man

changes...
the CATEGORIES page has been revamped to include more useful categories to
help you find the type of cult movie you're looking for

JULY RENTAL LIST ************************************

(this list is not approved by the MPAA, Blockbuster Entertainment, or your
mom)

_| ...At First Sight (1995 Comedy/Romance)
     "It's guys figuring out women... what more could you want?" 
     - Justin

_| Darkman (1990 Action/Adventure)
     "When it comes to image and style, Raimi reigns as king."
     - Justin

_| Heathers (1989 Comedy)
     "Ah, adolescence. Can I go through it again? Please?"
     - Justin

_| Waxwork II: Lost In Time (1992 Adventure/Sci-Fi/Comedy)
     "the movie is so silly it's awesome"
     - Sean