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2001 R / Mystery Thriller Directed by: David Lynch Starring: Naomi Watts, Laura Harring, Dan Hedaya

Tagline

A Love Story In The City Of Dreams

Summary Capsule

When a girl escapes nearly being murdered and loses her memory, only a filmmaker with enough guts to make a film with no hint of logical thought comes to the rescue!

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Justin's Rating: I didn't watch this movie for the reason you think I did. I promise. I don't put myself through this kind of pain in any case.

Justin's Review: Let's be honest here. If you see this movie, it's because of one of two reasons. If it's for the lesbian sex, then fine, but don't delude yourself. There's a special little room in the video store for you, so just stop covering for your crippling pornography addiction by trying to masquerade as a serious film renter.

"Director Lynch gives us another film that is so snobby and elitist that the normal, non-David Lynchian mob will have no chance in hell of making sense of it"

The only other sane reason to rent Mulholland Dr. is that you've read countless critics' bedside diaries and have become impressed enough with their love-stricken infatuation as to completely ignore that rational red flag waving in your head that says, "STOP! No David Lynch movie has ever made sense! Or been in the least bit entertaining without making you throw up afterwards!" I know that was a long sentence, so the next one will be short. Don't fall for it.

As with Lost Highway, Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me, and Blue Velvet, director Lynch gives us another film that is so snobby and elitist that the normal, non-David Lynchian mob will have no chance in hell of making sense of it. There's more abstract symbolism than plot, more noir than lore (heh, thanks), and very little understanding as to the basic principles of linear time and common sense. I had to do some serious internet research to find plausible explanations as to the plot of the film, and I'm still not convinced that any of this makes sense. But hey, it looks stylish! It has lesbian sex, which means it could be an art film! It's set in Hollywood! It must be Oscar-worthy with boatloads of cred!

Both leads Naomi Watts and Laura Elena Harring play multiple roles, revolving around the traditional story of a girl who's moving out to L.A. to make it big in acting. Except it doesn't happen, and it sort of does. She gets amnesia, and people are trying to kill her. And there's a blue box that's a key to everything. And half of the movie is viewed from the eyes of a severely deluded person, perhaps. Or it might be a dream. And characters appear and vanish at the director's will. And there's a very, very, verrrrrrrry long and pointless sequence in a bizarre movie house/theater. And then, lesbian sex. If you can take all that jumble and mold it into a coherent story, be my guest. But it's easily one of the dumbest most-revered films I've seen in my life.

Understand that I'm not bashing Mulholland Dr. for taking the road less traveled, but for making that road incomprehensible to everyone while making us feel like we at least have to pretend that we understand the Deeper Meaning Of It All or else we'll look like morons to the rest of the mature film community. Forget that, I'll claim ignorance! I don't understand this film! It makes no sense! It's weird for weird's sake, and it leaves me hollow and sad inside! I'm going to bed now.

P.S.: Nevertheless to say, Roger Ebert loved this flick. Four stars.

Al's Rating: Like J.J. Abrams filming the first two episodes of Lost then deciding to wrap it all up on episode three.

Al's Review: David Lynch amazes me. I don’t know whose palm he had to grease to get on the shortlist of Directors Who Do No Wrong, but it was apparently a worthy investment for him because no one else in Hollywood can get away with this level of self-indulgence and unrepentant weirdness and still be considered respectable.

"He was so disappointed his cool idea didn’t pan out that he decided to throw a bunch of creepy scenes at the end of the story, do some clever editing, release it, and then hide behind his reputation if anyone called his bluff."

Mulholland Drive was initially conceived as a TV show. It was given the green light by ABC and filmed its pilot episode in 1999. The story follows two young women, naïve blonde actress Betty (Naomi Watts) and sultry, mysterious brunette Rita (Laura Harring), as they become entangled in a web of murder, mobsters, and mysterious blue keys in Los Angeles’ seamy underbelly. It was taut and engrossing with attractive, engaging leads and sprinkled liberally with Lynch’s unique visual imagery. Like Twin Peaks before it, the cast is brimming with quirky supporting characters and hints at plenty of other seedy tales of adultery, deception, and backroom Hollywood deals. It would have been fantastic.

The ABC executives, however, had apparently never actually watched Twin Peaks or any other David Lynch movie before agreeing to this and decided he was simply too weird for primetime. They passed on the show.

I don’t know what happened from here, whether Lynch failed to find a distributor on another network or just immediately jumped to the idea of a feature film, but, eventually, the actors were regrouped and an additional hour of Mulholland Dr was shot in an attempt to turn it from the first episode of a TV series into a self-contained movie. Swearing, graphic violence, and gratuitous lesbian sex, which are nowhere to be found in the pilot footage, suddenly become front and center at the ninety minute mark and drag the story along to a conclusion only St Elsewhere could be proud of.

Rita and Betty’s slow-boiling story of murder and intrigue runs right off the rails. Plot elements that certainly would have been important pieces to the mystery, like the blue key, are given insulting, pointless resolutions. A few are just dropped entirely. And the weirdness. The weirdness quotient is cranked up to eleven by the end of Mulholland Drive. Instead of using his trademark peculiarities to illustrate an idea or facilitate the story or just allowing them to simmer in the background and compliment the action onscreen, the plot is instead set adrift in Lynch’s ocean of absurdity, hoping you’ll bob along with it and not ask too many questions.

Don’t misunderstand me; I bear no ill will towards the aforementioned swearing, violence, or sex. In fact, I’m pretty much all for it. But David Lynch apparently labors under the belief that he can throw breasts in our face and blood on the screen, mix it in with some meaningless nonsequitur garbage, and expect us to think “Oh, he must be making sense and we’re not intelligent enough to understand it. IT’S A MASTERPIECE!” And too many critics have done just that.

He was so disappointed his cool idea didn’t pan out that he decided to throw a bunch of creepy scenes at the end of the story, do some clever editing, release it, and then hide behind his reputation if anyone called his bluff. It’s cinematic spackle, slathered on a story that has too many gaping holes to stand on its own. It’s a story that the director refuses to explain and the actors have admitted they don’t understand. Just because everyone’s confused doesn’t mean you’ve made a masterpiece; it means you’ve made a mess.

When Eli Roth makes a horror film with a few good scenes stitched to a bunch of mediocre crap soaked in gristle and sputum, they call it Torture Porn. When George Lucas makes an action adventure with some neat moments sandwiched in between bombardments of flashy explosions and special effects nonsense, it’s ridiculed as CGI Porn. But David Lynch makes silly, half baked headtrips like Mulholland Dr, and it’s “a sinful pleasure” and “a fresh triumph” that “makes movies feel alive again.” But it’s not a pleasure, and it’s not a triumph. It barely qualifies as a movie. Instead, Mulholland Dr is merely Lynch Porn.

Tacky? Yuppers. You lookin' for weird? All over it, boss. The key to everything. Or nothing. Or a blue box. You know what? Never mind.

Didja Notice? [some sources: IMDb]

• The limo that transports Rita/Camilla Rhodes has the license plate 2GAT123. The same California license plate also appears in Beverly Hills Cop II, L.A. Story, Traffic, Pay It Forward, Crazy/Beautiful and National Security
• Betty Claims to be from Deep River, Ontario. This is the name of the apartments in Blue Velvet, another David Lynch film.
• At the end of the movie when Diane reaches into her nightstand drawer to grab the gun there appears to be a blue box in the drawer alongside the gun.
• When Betty puts the coins in the payphone outside Winkie's to call the police department, the coin return lever is flipped down. A coin will not go into a payphone when the lever is depressed.

Is It Worth Staying Through End Credits?

Don't bother.

Intermission! [some sources: IMDb]

Mulholland Dr. was originally filmed in 1999 on a budget of $8 million as a made-for-TV pilot which wasn't picked up. New scenes were filmed one year later on a $7 million budget given by the French film studio Studio Canal to wrap up the open ending which had been left unresolved in the original version.

The film is dedicated to Jennifer Syme, a young actress whose story is startlingly similar to that of the character of Betty - but who in fact died after the bulk of the film was completed.

Groovy Quotes

Cowboy: Now, you will see me one more time if you do good. You'll see me two more times if you do bad. Goodnight.

Betty Elms: It's strange calling yourself.

Gene: Just forget you ever saw it. It's better that way.

Cynthia: You're broke!
Adam Kesher: But I'm not broke.
Cynthia: I know, but you're broke. Where are you?

Cowboy: Well, just stop for a little second and think about it. Will ya do that for me?
Adam Kesher: Okay, I'm thinking.
Cowboy: No. You're too busy being a smart aleck to be thinkin'. Now I want ya to think and quit bein' such a smart aleck. Can ya do that for me?

Coco Lenoix: Wilkins! Wilkins! If that damn dog craps in the courtyard one more time, I'm just gonna bake his little butt for breakfast!

Rita: Good night, sweet Betty.

If you liked this movie, try these:

• Lost Highway
• Blue Velvet
• Twin Peaks