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I don't know what it was about the 80's that produced so many GOOD action films. I suppose it was the lack of PC restraints with blood and gore and all. Many people see Aliens as a primarily action movie, which it is, but it also is a melting pot of many other genres as well. Scifi, thriller, horror, suspense, and dare I say... drama? The only thing it's lacking is some romance, but I'm actually glad they don't bog down the plot with Ripley being all moony-eyes -- she needed her strength for some serious butt whoopin'. This time she's not alone. In addition to Burke (Reiser), she has the backing of a full platoon of some of the toughest hombres in the galaxy -- the colonial marines. Their ship, weapons, armor, and attitude exude confidence, but Ripley knows that the enemy is a shade stronger. Soon enough, the team is deep in alien doo-doo, and only Ripley can figure a way out. Ripley's a good character, but not near as interesting or funny as the marines. From tough sarge Apone to constantly freaked-out Hudson, they're exactly the type of guys (and gals) you'd want at your back in an alien-infested colony. Aliens is a horror movie done RIGHT. It's scary, sure -- the second big chestburster scene is just as wrenching as in the first movie. But finally we have a movie where they don't split up like idiots, they pack major firepower, they're cool and capable, they try to get out of there when things go bad, and we actually begin to care about them. It's only a major streak of bad luck that gives them a one-way ticket to slimy hell. Sure, the aliens are tough, but a pulse rifle with a grenade launcher (Dear Santa...) is much tougher. The aliens explode in beautiful streams of acidic green blood, but they keep on coming. But ultimately, Aliens is a movie about welding. Go ahead, watch it and tell me there's not a MESS of welding that goes on here! It seems to be the marine's answer to everything, probably because they just got these nifty tools right before the mission. "Whoo-hoo!" they yell. "You weld those two iMacs together, and I'll see if Jonsey's skull can be welded to the side of a Buick!" I honestly haven't seen this much welding since Flashdance. What a feeling.
Ripley is found in deep space, tells her story, and gets sent with a crack team of ultra-violent marines to investigate a potentially alien-infested planet. Hijinks occur, of course, but thanks to Ripley’s ass-kick-a-liciousness and the level head of Hicks (always-dependable Michael Biehn) things will probably turn out okay. Aliens gives us violence and some tender mushy stuff when they find the young Newt and suddenly have a new reason to save themselves. What a rush this movie is! Modern summer movies aspire to the level of cinematic adrenaline that Aliens has running through its reels, but they fail. Oh well. We’ve got Aliens on tape to watch when we get home from the theaters. Go go go, Ripley! And go go go, Aliens fans, away from the next two sequels! Run for it! Run from them!!! RUN!!!!
The very first film I ever bought for myself was Aliens. Every night after that for more nights than I could count, I would come home from school, disappear up to my bedroom, and put Aliens on the VCR. It didn’t really matter whether I was watching it or not, it just had to be on in the background. Within a month I could recite the entire script word perfect along with the cast. In fact, I still can, much to the constant annoyance of everyone else who knows me. I don’t know exactly what it is that makes Aliens such a huge part of my development as a lover of movies. Maybe it was the fact that everyone I knew had seen it as well, and thought it was awesome. Perhaps it was the infinitely quotable script. Maybe, just maybe, it was the fact that a film about a bunch of marines firing guns at some of the coolest, creepiest creatures ever to come out of cinema is simply the greatest idea imaginable for an action film. Who can say? Even to this day, Aliens slots itself into my life in ways that have become second nature to me. In every online game I play, my e-handle of "Carter" is a direct reference to Carter J Burke (come on, how can you NOT love Paul Riser being the slickest slimeball in the galaxy) since back in the days of using it for high score tables on my ZX Spectrum games (ask your parents, kids). Around my friends, I’m forbidden from using Aliens quotes, even though I quite often find myself unable to resist when someone gives me the perfect lead-in line. For my birthday this year, my friends bought me a plush Facehugger, which now lives on the head of my bed, and is second only to my full-sized Greedo mask in cool film stuff that I own. All in all, Aliens has been completely detrimental to my mental health and yet I continue to love it in a really quite scary and un-natural way. I suppose, as a thinly veiled effort to make this look like a review rather than a trip down memory lane for me, I should talk about the film. And unlike Justin, I don’t believe this is a film entirely centred around welding (though, how many films before or since have used welding so dramatically?). Aliens is a film about two things — a brilliantly conceived, believable and utterly frightening and relentless enemy, and the armada of cool guns with which the marines blow them up. Honestly, the guns in this film are so cool, they actually defy description. The Aliens themselves are an iconic villain, presenting you with a number of unpleasant ways to be killed by them, coming in various forms, shapes, and sizes, and being utterly and completely ruthless and unstoppable. They’re also slick, black (and who doesn’t look good in black?) and agile as five cats — all in all, absolutely perfect for scaring the bejeezus out of you. Pitted against them are a group of undisciplined marines, who’s belief that firepower beats everything is shattered in as much time as it takes to say “they’re coming out the walls!”, Super-heroine and all-round indestructible alien-beater and psychological nutcase Ripley, sleazy corporate schemer Carter J Burke, and effortlessly annoying little brat Newt. The time spent in this film actually building the suspense before the appearance of the Alien horde is one of the many things that make it a classic. I wonder how many films, in this MTV Music Video Quick Cut Generation, would actually spend 45 minutes before even bringing in the antagonist, and still be compelling viewing. My guess is not many. But the real meat of Aliens starts once the black evil insects start their campaign of terror, and from then on, it’s non stop adrenaline and absolutely bucketloads of aliens being shot by cool guns, right the way through to the films climax. The only thing that I really dislike about Aliens is Newt. Now, don’t get me wrong, I completely accept the necessity of the character, and Carrie Henn does a great job for an 8-year-old actress in this film, and without her and her character it probably wouldn’t be half as good. With all that said however, every time I watch Aliens I pray that this time, when Newt meets the Marines, that Hicks doesn’t push Drake’s smartgun off-aim and instead Newt’s body is torn to tiny pulpy shreds by hundreds of high-velocity projectiles. Every single time she opens her mouth in the film, I am actively hoping for her to be bitten in half. Her dialogue is some of the most irritating and inane commentary in all of film-making, and she infuriates me in ways few other things can. But that’s just a personal thing. Aliens is an all time classic sci-fi film, and if by some chance you’ve not seen it, do yourself a favour and do so. You really won’t be disappointed.
Is It Worth Staying Through End Credits?
Intermission! [some sources: IMDb]
Groovy Quotes
[Pulling out his pump-action shotgun.]
Lt. Gorman: I'm coming in.
Ripley: Get away from her you bitch!
Ripley: These people are here to protect you. They are soldiers.
Sergeant Apone: All right, people, what are you waiting for? Breakfast in bed? Another glorious day in the corps! A day in the Marine Corps is like a day on the farm. Every meal's a banquet! Every paycheck a fortune! Every formation a parade! I LOVE the corps!
Hudson: Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?
Hudson: Is this going to be a standup fight, sir, or another bughunt?
Hudson: We're on an express elevator to hell - going down! Frost: What the hell are we supposed to use, man? Harsh language?
Newt: My mommy always said there were no monsters---no real ones---but there are.
Ripley: I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. That's the only way to be sure.
Bishop: I'm afraid I have some bad news.
DVD Review
James Cameron does do an interview, at least, from the 80s. It's okay, if somewhat fragmented. There are a lot of mini-featurettes showing behind the scenes setups for the film (like miniatures and aliens). All four Alien movies have trailers here, and there's also a bunch of photo stills. About the best reason to own this disc is the 17 minutes of additional footage, much of it interesting, integrated straight into the movie. That's right, no flipping through an "additional scenes" section, just watch this movie like you've never seen it before. Super-Bonus Extended DVD review
As well as having both the theatrical release and the Special Extended Edition version of the films on it, there are 9 (count ‘em) 20-30 minute features covering everything from the creation of the special effects, the aliens themselves, the reaction to the film on its release, and lots of other great stuff if you’re a die-hard fan. There is also (at last) a Commentary track on the Special Extended Edition of the film, featuring James Cameron, the Production and Lighting Team, Carrie Henn (Newt) and Lance Hendrickson (Bishop), Bill Paxton (Hudson), Michael Biehn (Hicks) and Jeanette Goldstien (Vasquez) which is full of crazy titbits of information, some interesting thoughts on the rest of the Aliens franchise from James Cameron, and lots of goofing around by the cast. I absolutely cannot think of anything else that an Aliens fan would want on this DVD – it’s absolutely the definitive release of the film, and any Aliens fan should go out there now and buy it. Soundtrack Review
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