The Ninth Annual Mutant Awards: 2006

We only get so many AMAs, guys. There are only so many times in our lives that we will gather around our computer screens and squeal with joy at the winners and losers of our mutant picks regarding whatever random and erroneous subject matter we construed from our random witty banter.

There, myth debunked. We are not sterilized robots functioning to bring out the best AMA category/nominations possible. WE DO WHAT WE THINK IS FUNNY AND WE LAUGH ABOUT IT AMONGST OURSELVES!

Anyway, I started this rant out because I wanted to tell you guys to enjoy every moment that you are reading this review, and enjoy it to the fullest. You have nothing better to do; so take these moments scrolling down a black page with green font with joy. Listen to us talk intellectual about which rocks harder, the batmobile or the DeLorean.

You only have about eighty years. That’s eighty times you can celebrate annual events. TAKE IT FOR ALL IT’S WORTH!

Nowhere else on the Internet does this specific kooky assembly of words exists! You can only get this particular brand of joy and wit ONCE A YEAR! HERE!

So brew a pot of tea. Go on now, a whole pot. I know you think you won’t drink all of it, but might as well make the whole pot to be sure.

And listen to us tell you about what we get a kick out of. We hope you will, too.

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