I've always enjoyed reading the comments left behind by the voters each year. Some feel a need to vent about a particular category -- maybe a nomination we should have included, maybe a frustration in having to choose between two good choices. Some pepper us with loving praise, the kind that we take and make into a quilt to snuggle beneath at night, secure in your compliments. Others are just loony. But we like them too, even their loonish comments.

Although there's a severe temptation to provide my replies for a lot of these comments, I'll restrain in doing so, and let you enjoy them as is (spelling and capitalization preserved for the ages as they were given to us). From all of us at MRFH, thanks for voting and thanks for attending the 6th Annual Mutant Award presentation ceremony!

• one part i always want to turn away is evil dead 1 during the pencil + ankle scene BIG TIME. just thought i'd add that little tidbit in there. i had other stuff but i totally forgot it all thinking of the horror that is speed 2. uggg
• Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!
• A couple years down the line (once I'm out of college), would you kids be needing a Japanese correspondant? I'm going to eat some pretzels now...ooh...mini...
• This site is awesome and i just gotta tell ya keep comin out wit all New S**t. CLERKS KICKS ASS
• "I know we've only known each other four weeks and three days, but to me it seems like nine weeks and five days. The first day seemed like a week and the second day seemed like five days. And the third day seemed like a week again and the fourth day seemed like eight days. And the fifth day you went to see your mother and that seemed just like a day, and then you came back and later on the sixth day, in the evening, when we saw each other, that started seeming like two days, so in the evening it seemed like two days spilling over into the next day and that started seeming like four days, so at the end of the sixth day on into the seventh day, it seemed like a total of five days. And the sixth day seemed like a week and a half. I have it written down, but I can show it to you tomorrow if you want to see it."
• I'm sorry, but Rocco's little spiel that preceeds "Well, that certainly illustrates the diversity of the word." THAT'S gratuitous. Actually, the whole movie ought to get this award. The Boondock Saints features the use of the f-bomb about 437 times thereabouts, averaging almost five times per minute.
• No nominations for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze?
• why on earth did the braves just lose to the cubs??
• Yeehaw
• I lloovvee Claire (STILL)!!!!!
• I'm surprised the DR. Pepper product placement from Spider-Man (yes, with the hyphen) wasn't included.
• I'm sure Jack Black will be ecstatic when he finds out he's being labeled a pop star. Also worth noting is how Jennifer Lopez's reputation as an actress has plummeted following her rise to pop-idol superstardom.
• hmmm, I thought that the Head 'n Shoulders product placement from Evolution would make the list....
• One time I had a goldfish. His name was Mr. Fish. He died because I dropped him.
• Tis nobler to die for the MRFH than to live for AICN.
• Please please please review Boondock Saints. The opening credits alone, I believe, merit the review. :) Thanks!
• If I knew what "pithy" meant, you can be sure that my phrase would be chock full o' it.
• On the last question, you forgot Longshot- the movie that makes Crossroads look like a Sundance sweeping masterpiece. Has Britney Spears, several boy bands like N'Sync...a whole slew really.
• There should be "Worst Case of Hottie Selection", including Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, and Pirates of the Caribbean...
• Justin, can I be a reviewer? My email is generated from one of your favorite movies!
• Congradulations on another year of mutant reviewings, keep at it!
• "Taco Bell, Taco Bell, product placement for Taco Bell..." --Kung Pow! Enter the Fist
• Holy crap, these are some awful movies to pick from!
• My choice for new award category for next year's Muties -- Worst Musical Number. Unless that's been done already. Then nevermind. I don't do research...all right?
• Madonna Sucks ass at everything!
• I will never eat another eclair.
• How come the cover for Dead Alive swasn't on there, huh? I mean- WHAT THE HELL!!! Keep up the good work
• Mariah Carey deserves all the awards with the word "worst" in them that I can give.
• ...where is the next-to-last scene of "40 Days and 40 Nights" in the "Best Reason to Avert Your Eyes" category (trust me on this, after you see it, you'll wish it was there)... that was a funny bit in "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back" ("Worst Double Entendre")... anyone who votes for "Josie and the Pussycats" in "Most Obvious Product Placement" has missed the point entirely... And don't forget to swing away...
• Next time, you should have the "Worst 'Sidekick'" category.
• I'd say the most gratuitous use of swearing would have to go to Leathel Weapon 4, it would be a family film if every other word wasn't f**k. Sorry but that's always bugged me.
• I've got the loveliest bunch of coconuts. Deedle-dee-dee.
• The Sites Fantastic - PCU aint - Watched it on your recommendation - Really not that funny
• Under "Worst Movie Starring a Pop Star", there should have been a choice that said simply "All of the above." Or not so simply "Every movie starring a pop star with little-to-no acting training or experience will by definition suck, so just click here."
• Finally I get to vote in one of these!!!!!!!!!!!
• Get out of my basement!
• My pants are in the dryer, and I'm in them.
• you guys rock. you rock hard.
• Finally, someone else recognizes the blatantness of Taco Bell being the only restaurant in the future! I can sleep at night now... Wait... No... Texas Chainsaw Massacre remake? With... Jessica Biel?!?!?!? DAMN YOUUUUU!!!
• So much time, so little to do
• Huzzah! (I mean...how often do important things get said in these comment spaces anyhow?) the ed
• Ummm, not much I can say really. AWESOME SITE!!!!
• Eh?
• Hmm. Not much to say. Big fan of the site, and these awards are pretty cool. I guess I'm just commenting for the sake of commenting. (But why else would one comment if not to rant endlessly for no apparent reason.) I'd now like to take the time to give a (as my home skillets say) "shout out" to myself, for I am my only friend. And that includes the afformentioned home skillets. Man, can't praise this site enough. Love coming here just about every day. This is the kind of (for lack of a better word) job that I've dreamed of. That and working in forensic science, performing autopsies, of course. Wow, I'm still writing. The question is, is anyone still reading? I'm sure I had some point coming into this, but it is long gone by now, dead and buried under mounds of gritty dirt. To conclude, I'd like to end with the name of one movie I think we all need to remember: The Wizard, a magical tale of family, video games, and Fred Savage. If you haven't seen it, and you enjoy a good Fred
• You should see product placement in Belgian movies... Everybody drives the same car!!
• I noticed that a lot of these categories seem rather, well, depressing and negative, focusing on the worst or most gratuitous aspects of various movies. It would be nice to have seen more 'positive' or uplifting nominating categories, such as 'Best Use of a Wrench' or 'Best Action Sequence in a Costume Drama' or something.
• I spilled fabric softener on myself while taking this test...
• Nice to see movies I've actually heard of considered. Might have been nice to have some "best" categories though (that were actually positive). Eh. No witty comments at this time.
• I love you guys. I've applied twice, and I wish you still had openings!!!!
• Great site, and um... keep up the good work!
• Be careful when eating bread, as eating too much will cause you to implode.
• "your move... creep" "dead or alive you are coming with me"
• so they make a crappy movie about people spending too much money on what are supposed to be economy cars, now i hear the clowns all aover the place. then they put out a second crappy movie, do these people hate me?
• I don't even remember how I first stumbled across your website, but I've been visiting for at least 5 years. You must be doing something right.
• By the time you read this I will be gone. I am out of Milk and need to go to the shops. Try and get along with out me, Tell Mum this isn't her fault... I needed the milk to make a Bannana Smoothy. Me
• What happened to Best Cult Film, Hunk/Babe, and whatever your award was for best picture? In other words, where can I vote for Bubba Ho-Tep?! Also, there is another truly lousy pop star vehicle you missed: Suspect, starring Cher as a lawyer. I'd rather defend myself, thank you very much.
• My sis Alex, that works for you, is currently taking out copywrights on most of my pithy and funny comments...look for them in some of her upcoming reviews..im sorry i have none to spare for the rest of ya.
• I just peed in the maintenance bay.
• What has become of this world?
• You missed the "product placement for Taco Bell" in Kung Pow. Duh... Great site by the way.
• Should have been the best movie starring a pop star. All of those were painful!
• I would have chosen D&D for worst blockbuster, because I hate that they destroyed the game world and made it meaningless tripe, but I would not consider it a blockbuster, thus Attack of the Clones wins the prize for me. Save the whales.
• Keep it up! You guys are not teh sucks and I appreciate that.
• Isn't it interesting to note that 3 of the "Gratuitous Swear Words" category are Kevin Smith movies? And hey! I liked "Independence Day"!!
• Just wondering why AI wasn't in the Best Reason To Avert Your Eyes From The Screen category. You see what you've done now...i have to go shower again...the feeling of disappointment never washes off.
• Your site is tres spiffariffic.
• It was too hard to decide on the last question.
• Why can't we all be named crayon?
• Altough "lust" was in my opinion the worst way to die out of the options given, i still think "sloth" was a much longer, much more painful way to die
• ummm...well...look! A three headed monkey!!! *runs away*
• "Crossroads," "Glitter," "On the Line?" Buddy, I dunno about god, but I'm pretty sure the devil exists.
• NO MORE GILI!!! AHHH
• I can only hope that no more pop stars will try their hand at acting, but somehow I think I shall be doomed to disappointment... my theory is people are drawn to their shiny teeth. How else could they speak such horrible lines and the general populace not notice?
• It's really scary that there are that many movies with pop stars in the central role.
• After reviewing all of these memorable film moments, restful nightmare-free sleep is pretty much history. Can someone spam me with a reputable valium source?

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