PoolMan: You know, the most alarming thing about this comic is I HAD THIS READALONG BOOK AS A CHILD. I think it’s safe to say most of my current geekery came directly from the damning knowledge burned forever into my frontal lobe that mouthless psychic bunny rabbits once saved Luke Skywalker. Do you think it’s safe to hold Lucas directly responsible?

Justin: My friends and I found this book during college... somewhere. We mocked it on our radio program, and somehow I retained the copy of the 24 page readalong. It's simply so tacky, so cheesy, so NOT-cool that it makes Ewok Adventures attain the levels of hip like James Bond. Panel 3 is actually a picture from the book. Believe it or not.