The MRFH Revue 2008 – Justin!

Finally, to cap things off with our nearly week-long 2008 Revue, here are my annual Justies — the awards that don’t get soggy in milk!

Uwe Boll Cannot Be Stopped By Human Force Or Box Office Returns – In The Name Of The King: A Dungeon Siege Tale and Postal

Eruption of Mount St. Nerd – The Harry Potter 6 delay

Trailer I Watched A Spillion Times – Star Trek (I guess the roots run deep there…)

Book Freaked Me Out Enough That I Didn’t Want To Watch The Film – The Ruins

Best Scottish Cannibals – Doomsday

An Entire Film With Only Two Real Words Of Dialogue – WALL-E

New Favorite Rewatchable Comedy (Male) – Hot Rod

New Favorite Rewatchable Comedy (Female) – She’s The Man

Senior Citizens Can Still Kick Butt When They Want To – Harrison Ford and Sylvester Stallone

“Scary” Movies My Wife Still Hasn’t Forgiven Me For Making Her Watch - I Am Legend and Cloverfield

The Most Magical Future-Seeing Looms In A Motion Picture (1) – Wanted

Ooh! Pencil trick! – The Dark Knight

You Thought This Was Funny? Really? What’s WRONG With You? – Tropic Thunder

Only Movie I Saw Twice In Theaters This Year – Iron Man

Vampires I Could Beat Up, Easily, Probably With Anti-Glitter Cream – Twilight

The March of Vapid, Soul-Sucking “Parody” Flicks Marches Ever On – Meet the Spartans, Superhero Movie, Disaster Movie

Ironic That We Saw This This Year – Baby Mama

C.S. Lewis Is Rolling In His Grave – Prince Caspian’s Prince Caspian

Okay, I’m Officially Done Looking At Adam Sandler’s Package – Don’t Mess With The Zohan

Even Steve Carell Couldn’t Make This Funny – Get Smart

Trailers So Bad, They Never Had A Chance To Pull Me Into Watching The Whole Thing – The Love Guru, Hancock, Meet Dave, Beverly Hills Chihuahua

The Emperor Has No Clothes – Star Wars: The Clone Wars

Movie Pretty Much Everyone In My Church Went Nuts Over – Fireproof

Best Title – Nick and Norah’s Infinite Playlist

Well, James Bond Sucks Again – Quantum of Solace