Features

Annual Mutant Awards

• 1st Annual Mutant Awards: 1998
• 2nd Annual Mutant Awards: 1999
• 3rd Annual Mutant Awards: 2000
• 4th Annual Mutant Awards: 2001
• 5th Annual Mutant Awards: 2002
• 6th Annual Mutant Awards: 2003
• 7th Annual Mutant Awards: 2004
• 8th Annual Mutant Awards: 2005
• 9th Annual Mutant Awards: 2006
• 10th Annual Mutant Awards: 2007
• 11th Annual Mutant Awards: 2008

Mutant Viewings

• The Princess Bride by Justin
• Starship Troopers by Al
• A Christmas Carol (1938) by Drew
• Finding Nemo by Lissa
• Futurama: The Beast With A Billion Backs by Lissa, Sue, Drew and Al
• Justice League of America (1997 Pilot) by Drew and Justin
• Highlander by Al
• Justice League of America: Save the World by Shalen
• Transformers: The Movie by Drew
• The Prestige by Lissa and Drew
• Batman (1989) by nancy and kyle
• Star Trek V: The Final Frontier by justin
• Challenge of the Superfriends by justin
• Batman the Movie by nancy
• The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen by justin
• Masters of the Universe by justin
• Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban by sue, lissa & spawn#2
• Raiders of the Lost Ark by poolman
• G.I. Joe PSAs by justin
• The Lord of the Rings (1978) by justin
• Army of Darkness #2 by poolman
• Fellowship of the Ring by lissa
• The Star Wars Holiday Special by justin
• The Goonies by sue and justin
• Battlefield Earth by poolman and justin
• Dungeons & Dragons by justin
• Resident Evil by rich, alex and justin
• Jack Frost by justin
• Being John Malkovich by rich, alex and justin
• Moulin Rouge by lissa
• Ferris Bueller’s Day Off by poolman and justin
• Queen of the Damned by rich and alex
• Crossroads by justin and poolman
• Beautiful Girls by kyle
• Army of Darkness by justin
• Can’t Hardly Wait by justin
• PCU by justin
• Scream by andie

Year In Review

• The MRFH 2008 Revue: Sue, Heather, Drew, Kyle, Al, Lissa, Courtney and Justin
• The MRFH 2007 Revue
• The MRFH 2006 Revue
• The MRFH 2005 Revue
• The MRFH 2004 Revue
• The MRFH 2003 Revue
• MRFH’s 2002 in Review
• 2001: A Mutant Odyssey
• 5 Years And Counting: A MRFH Retrospective
• The Grandiose 2000 Wrap-Up
• Justin does 2000 years of movies

Mutant Reviewers 10th Anniversary

• Welcome!
• Mutant Reviewers From Hell… Go To Hell
• Shalen’s Memories
• Clare’s Memories
• PoolMan’s Memories
• Kyle’s Memories
• Drew’s Memories
• Justin’s Memories
• Sue’s Memories
• Mike’s Memories
• Lissa’s Memories

Conversations and Interviews

• Saturday Roundtable: Fixing the Star Wars Prequels
• Saturday Roundtable: Childish Things
• MRFHline 8: Escape From New Jersey compiled by Drew
• Mutant Roundtable: Sequels
• Mutant Roundtable: Superhero Clichés
• MRFHline 7: The Kinder and Gentler MRFHline compiled by Sue
• The MRFH Inquisition: Marius Penczner director of “i was a zombie for the f.b.i.”
• MRFHline 6: Where YOU Ask The Questions!
• MRFHline 5: Kyle Goes Bananas
• MRFHline 4: Mutant Musings compiled by clare
• Yakkity-Yak: Summer Movie Sequels 2003 by poolman and clare
• The MRFH Inquisition: Thomas Mitchell b.d. from pcu!
• MRFHline 3: Further Interrogation With The MRFH Staff compiled by poolman
• Girls on Film: Round One by clare and andie
• Trick or Death! Mutants Get Horror Delivered in 30 Minutes or Less
• TV to Movies: The Mutant Opinion
• MRFHline 2 more interviews with the MRFH staff
• MRFHline: An Interview With The MRFH Staff
• An Interview with Justin

Mutant Summits

• The Mutant Summit justin and poolman
• Mutant Summit 2: The Canadian Adventure poolman and justin
• Mutant Summit 3: This Time, Pooly Made Cupcakes! justin and poolman
• Mutant Summit 3.5: Mutants Without Cameras bobby and kyle
• Mutant Summit 4: Geekfest! drew and lissa
• Mutant Summit 5: A Mutant Goes A-Travelin’ Part 1 sue and justin
• Mutant Summit 5: A Mutant Goes A-Travelin’ Part 2 sue, lissa and drew
• Mutant Summit 6: Justin’s Wedding

Timeline

• Timeline: The Evil Dead Saga by justin
• Timeline: Star Trek by justin
• Timeline: Weird Al Yankovic in Film by justin
• Timeline: The Rise and Fall of Mr. Pauly Shore by justin
• Timeline: The Muppets by justin
• Timeline: Australia by justin

Philm Skool

• Philm Skool: Camera Lingo

April Fools and Pranks

• April Fools Day 2007 — Japanese insanity!
• April Fools Day 2006 – The Rob Schneider Worship Page
• April Fools Day 2005 – Where’s the real review?
• April Fools Day 2004 – Fake Brazil reviews
• April Fools Day 2003 – Ad banner craziness
• MRFH: The Alien Takeover
• Mutant Reviewers From Canada – Revisit the ultimate Canadian coup

Crossfire: The Mutant Debates

• Crossfire: The Dark Tower by Al and Mike
• Crossfire: Young Women ONLY in Films, Please by kyle and justin
• Crossfire: Whither Romance? by sue and justin
• Crossfire: Marvel vs. D.C. by nancy and shalen

You Know, That Guy!

• You Know, That Guy You Don’t Want To Piss Off! by clare
• You Know, That Guy: Chris Cooper Graduation by clare
• You Know, That Guy: The Daredevil Edition by clare
• You Know, That Guy Familiar Face Off: Wes Studi vs. Danny Trejo by clare
• You Know, That Guy: Asian All-Star Edition by clare
• You Know, That Guy: Earl Boen by clare
• You Know, That Guy: Delroy Lindo by clare
• You Know, That Guy: Brion James by clare
• You Know, That Guy: Tracy Walters by clare
• You Know, That Guy: J.T. Walsh by clare
• You Know, That Guy: Chris Cooper by clare
• You Know, That Guy: Luis Guzman by clare
• You Know, That Guy: Stephen Tobolowsky by clare

Justin’s Guide To…

• Justin’s Guide to Surviving Trips to Other Worlds
• Justin’s Guide to Surviving Chick Flix
• Justin’s Guide to Horror Baddies
• Justin’s Guide to The Brat Pack
• Justin’s Guide to James Bond
• Justin’s Guide to Movie Marathons
• Justin’s Guide to Movie Careers
• Justin’s Guide to Why People Die In Horror Movies
• Justin’s Guide to Why We Watch Horror
• Justin’s Guide to How to Win an Oscar
• Justin’s Guide to Moviegoers
• Sequels, Sequels part II, and Return of Sequels by justin
• Justin’s Guide to Elimination Movies
• Justin’s Guide to Watching Movies At Home
• Justin Salutes the Movie Criminal Mastermind
• Justin’s Guide to Comfort Films
• All You Need To Know About College You Learned From The Movies

Interactive MRFH and Contests

• MRFH Haunted House V
• MRFH Bites: Robots
• MRFH Haunted House IV by drew, kyle, sue and al
• Mr. Nanny 2: The Sequel Assignment by al and sue
• MRFH Haunted House III by drew and kyle
• MRFH Bites: 80’s Teen Comedies
• MRFH Bites: Superhero Flicks
• Cult Doodles Contest
• MRFH Haunted House II by drew and kyle
• Mutant Contest: Five Sentence Scripts
• MRFH Haunted House by drew and kyle
• The Great and Terrible MRFH Screenshot Challenge by rich
• MRFH Crossword #1: Ash to Ashes by poolman, kyle, lissa and justin
• The Quiz Master: Famous Last Words by rich
• Taglines Challenge 2
• Cult Census: the current MRFH interactive poll
• The MuTest: How Much Mutant You Got In You? by justin
• The Mighty MRFH Survey results
• DnaError’s Mutation Quiz
• Taglines Challenge 1
• The Fun Little MRFH Quiz That Has No Greater Meaning

Ask The PoolMan

• Ask The PoolMan: Volume 1
• Ask The PoolMan: Volume 2
• Ask The PoolMan: Volume 3

The Academy Awards

• Clare’s Meandering, Disjointed, Wildly Speculative 2005 Oscar Predictions
• Lissa’s 2004 Oscar Picks
• Mutant Clare Does Oscars 2002
• Justin’s Guide to How to Win an Oscar
• Clare does the Oscars 2001
• The 71st Academy Awards: our thoughts

Music In Movies

• Awesome Trailer Music by Justin
• 10 Memorable Music Videos by Courtney
• Mr. Movietone: Go Fly A Jet by Kaleb
• Score! by Justin
• Bursting into Song: Songs from Movie Musicals by Lissa
• Al Infiltrates Video Games Live
• Justin Jams To Monty Python’s Spamalot
• Sounds of 2005 at the Movies by kyle
• Weird Al Yankovic Appreciation Day by lissa
• James Bond Theme Songs by kyle
• Musical Moments in Movies by lissa
• Soundtrack Legends: Eidelman, Horner & Goldsmith by justin
• Soundtrack Legends: Howard, Elfman & Williams by justin
• Mutants Create Their Dream Soundtracks

Reading At Knifepoint

• Planet Simpson Book Report by Drew
• The PoolMan Meets The Sandman
• From Books To Movies: A Geek’s Paradise by lissa
• Revenge of the Novelizations I: The Horrible Beginning by justin
• Revenge of the Novelizations II: Forging The Nightmare by justin
• Revenge of the Novelizations III: Word Count of Doom by justin
• Revenge of the Novelizations IV: No Escape by justin
• MRFH Book Club: Special Mystery Science Theater 3000 Edition!
• MRFH Book Club: November 2002
• Justin does The Princess Bride: The Book

Bruce Says

• Bruce Says… Part II
• Bruce Says… Part I

Clare In Love

• Why I Love Jeremy Piven And You Should Too
• Why I Love Jack Black and You Should Too
• Why I Love Jon Favreau and You Should Too
• Clare’s Boyfriend Who Lives in the TV: Vincent D’Onofrio
  

Locker Room Analysis

• Locker Room Analysis: Movie Poster Blurbs by justin
• Locker Room Analysis: Double Headers by justin
• Locker Room Analysis: Star Wars Special Edition by justin
• Locker Room Analysis: First Action Hero by justin
• Locker Room Analysis: Romantic Wooing by justin

The Mutant Cross

• The Mutant Cross: Volume One by Al

Memorials

• Farewell Shalen
• Farewell Nancy
• PoolMan, Au Revoir!
• Farewell Rich
• A Farewell To Clare
• A Farewell To Mutants In Arms: Andie and DnaError
• Kym’s Memorial Page

Graphics

• Movie Poster Dissection: Norbit by Justin
• Movie Poster Dissection: Cloverfield by Kyle
• Movie Poster Dissection: Cheerleader Camp by Justin
• Poster Parade: Top 10 Posters From 2006 by justin
• Movie Poster Dissection: A Christmas Story by poolman
• Movie Poster Dissection: Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets by poolman
• Movie Poster Dissection: Super Mario Bros. by justin
• Movie Poster Dissection: Anchorman by kyle
• Movie Poster Dissection: Wedding Crashers by kyle
• Movie Poster Dissection: Old School by kyle
• Movie Poster Dissection: Batman Begins by kyle
• Movie Poster Dissection: Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade by justin
• Movie Poster Dissection: Back to the Future by justin
• MRFH Title Banners
• Screencap City: Episode 1 – The Phantom Screencaps
• Grand Theft Mutant: wallpaper by poolman
• The MRFHy Bunch: wallpaper by poolman
• MRFH Staff Office Blueprints: check out our underground lair, in an 800×600 jpg file

Girls vs. Guys

• More Movie Girlfriends by justin
• Sue’s Top Five Cinematic Studs
• Guys Gone Wild In Kyle’s Mind
• Hot Chicks: A Woman’s Perspective by lissa
• Men Of The Moment by lissa
• Then And Now: Justin’s Childhood Movie Girlfriends
• Girls Gone Wild In Kyle’s Mind

MRFH: The Web Comic

• 01: Dead or Alive by poolman
• 02: Friday the Marathon by poolman
• 03: Staff Meeting by poolman
• 04: Hoojibs by poolman
• 05: Air Ducts by poolman
• 06: Casual Friday by poolman
• 07: Temp Job by justin
• The Curse of the Killer Kym: page 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11
• Night of the Living Kym comic: page 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19

Community Sound-Off

• My Movie Memories
• Community Sound-Off: Movie Hotties
• *Sniffle* movie moments that made us cry
• Community Sound-Off: Scariest Moments In Film
• Community Sound-Off: Supersweet Opening Credits

Theme Weeks

• MRFH Theme Weeks
• Dreamboats of Animation by Courtney
• Ten Great Pixar Moments by Lissa
• No Kids Allowed: Top 10 Cartoons For Adults by Mike
• Nightmare Fuel: Cartoons That Scarred Kids For Life by Heather
• Mike’s Personal Hell
• My Nine Levels Of Movie Hell by Lissa
• Meeting Joss by Kyle
• Dear Joss Whedon… by Lissa
• 10 Greatest Things About Rocky by Drew
• Friday the 13th / Nightmare on Elm Street Marathon by Justin and Kyle
• Gender Clash Week
• HalloHorrorWeen
• 80’s Movies Memories: Part One by justin, kyle and clare
• 80’s Movies Memories: Part Two by poolman, lissa and rich
• Police Academy Week: Cadet Review by drew
• Kyle on Bond
• Sue Gets Depressed Over Star Wars
• Kyle Reignites The Vader Pyre

Mutant Travel Agency

• Mutant Travel Agency: Winter 2005 Brochure by justin

Lists and Lists of Lists

• Ten Movies To Actually Watch With Your Kids by Lissa
• 10 Times I’ve Cried at the Movies (and Keep Crying on the Rewatch) by Lissa
• 10 Geek Convention Sights You Will Witness by Justin
• 50 States 50 Movies by Justin
• Princesses by Lissa
• Worst Movie Titles
• Greatest Movie Sports Moments by drew
• Supersweet Opening Credits by justin
• MRFH Institute of Film Stuff: Best Movie Moments
• MRFH Institute of Film Stuff: Best Film Scores
• If The Real World Was Like The Movies… part II by various
• If The Real World Was Like The Movies… part I by various
• Romance Movie Clichés by poolman and justin
• MRFH Institute of Film Stuff: Worst Skanky Movies
• The Book of Mutant Baby Names
• MRFH Institute of Film Stuff: Best Comedies
• 10 Things Justin Hates About The Phantom Menace: voted a crowd favorite
• Justin tallies up the death count in Dead Alive
• The Dumbest Things I’ve Seen On Screen by justin
• Pug Power: Pugs In Cinema by justin
• What Makes A Movie Mutantous? by kyle
• Cult For Beginners by justin
• The Cineplex

The Boob Tube

• Veronica Mars: Season 1 by Drew
• A Trip Back To O-Town (No, Not The Canadian Boy Band) by Heather
• Star Trek Phase II: The Trek That Almost Was
• The Babylon Diaries – Season 2 by Al
• 15 Reasons Why You Should Watch 30 Rock
• Battlestar Galactica: Al and Lissa’s Ten Moments Worth Talking About (And Five Where You Can Save Your Breath)
• Cult TV: Invader Zim by Justin
• Cult TV: Babylon 5 (Season One) by Al
• Cult TV: Sports Night by Justin
• Cult TV: Jericho Season Two by Al
• Cult TV: Wonderfalls by Drew
• The Final Cylon by Lissa
• Cult TV: The Office by Justin
• Cult TV: Jericho by Justin
• Heroes vs. Lost by Lissa
• Cult TV: Star Trek: The Next Generation by Justin
• Cult TV: Heroes Season One by Drew and Justin
• 10 Great Firefly Moments by justin
• Exploring the Buffyverse by justin
• Cult TV: The Venture Brothers by justin
• Cult TV: Doctor Who Series One by justin
• Cult TV: The Tick (Live-Action) by justin
• Cult TV: The Adventures of Pete and Pete by drew
• The Mystery Science Theater 3000 Shrine
• Cult TV: Battlestar Galactica by justin
• Cult TV: Arrested Development by justin
• Cult TV: Scrubs Season One by drew
• Cult TV: Twin Peaks by justin
• Spawn of the Screen: Cartoon Potpourri by justin
• Across The Pond Sitcoms: Spaced by rich
• Firefly The Complete Series DVD by justin
• Futurama Season One DVD by justin
• DVDtv: The Simpsons Season Three by justin
• Spawn of the Screen: Ghostbusters by justin
• DVDtv: The Simpsons Season One by justin
• DVDtv: The Shield Season One by clare
• Spawn of the Screen: Buffy the Vampire Slayer by dnaerror
• Spawn of the Screen: Men In Black by poolman
• Spawn of the Screen: Stargate by kyle
• Spawn of the Screen: Weird Science by andie
• Spawn of the Screen: Ferris Bueller by justin
• From VHS to DVD: How My Life Has Changed by kyle
• Clerks Uncensored
• Everything I Need to Know I Learned from Sex & The City by andie
• DiGiTaL Mutant ver 1.0
• Justin does DVDs

The Dirty Half-Dozen

• The Dirty Half Dozen: Movie Poster Ideas That Should Be Shelved by Heather
• Six Cinematic Angels You Don’t Want To Mess With by Justin
• The Dirty Half-Dozen: Weird Movie Gimmicks by Justin
• The Dirty Half-Dozen: Shameful Starts by Justin
• The Dirty Half-Dozen: Same Character, Different Actor by Justin
• The Dirty Half-Dozen: The Statue of Liberty by Justin
• The Dirty Half-Dozen: Party Scenes by Justin
• The Dirty Half-Dozen: Stephen King’s Most Outrageous Literary Experiments by Justin
• The Dirty Half-Dozen: People You Don’t Sonnd Like by Al
• The Dirty Half-Dozen: They’ve Lost Their Minds! by Al
• The Dirty Half-Dozen: Slayers by mike
• The Dirty Half-Dozen: Worst Movie Directors by justin
• The Dirty Half-Dozen: Bad Clowns by justin
• The Dirty Half-Dozen: Movie Superheroes That Failed To Break Into The Big Leagues by justin
• The Dirty Half-Dozen: 80’s Movie Siblings by justin
• The Dirty Half-Dozen: Mad Scientists by justin
• The Dirty Half-Dozen: Sequels In Name Only by justin
• The Dirty Half-Dozen: Pathetic Superhero Movies by justin

the_film_cynic

• The Film Cynic Looks At Kung Fu Movies by Shalen
• The Film Cynic: Vampire Hunter D vs. Hellsing by Shalen
• Superhero Comic Books vs. Superhero Movies by Shalen
• The Film Cynic Looks At Superhero Movies by Shalen
• The Film Cynic Looks At The Star Wars Franchise by Shalen
• The Film Cynic Looks At The Lord of the Rings Trilogy by Shalen

Graphic Novelling

• More Indie Comics That Should Be Movies by Drew
• Serenity: Those Left Behind by Al
• Buffy Season 8 by Drew
• V For Vendetta: The Page vs. The Screen by PoolMan
• Batman Begins: Comics vs. Movies by Drew
• Geek Rage: Hollywood, Please Make A Good Alan Moore Movie by Rich
• Indie Comics That Should Be Movies by Drew
• Spider-Man: Comics vs. Movies by Drew

Rantings Of Mutant Madmen

• Permission to Kill by Justin
• Why Nit-Pickers Are Ruining My Childhood by Mike
• Mike’s Open Letter To Hollywood
• Lissa vs. the Paparazzi
• Regarding Black Hawk Down by sue
• Movie Mom! Why Every Mother Should Watch Movies (Or At Least Why This Mother Should) by lissa
• Kyle’s Rants: A Return to Movie Innocence, at last. I hope it sticks…
• Help! Disney’s Out To Get Me! by sue
• Kyle’s Rants: Movie Expectations
• Kyle’s Rants: Lord of the Rings – The Completely Disinterested Opinion
• PoolMan’s Rant: Quiet Please! Theater Etiquette
• Grr Argh! Justin Bites Back At Pre-Movie Ads
• How Being A Movie Junkie Can Be Good For Your Marriage by clare
• Movie Critics vs. Movie Fans by justin
• Mutant Clare Deconstructs the Societal Ramifications of Adam Sandler on American Cinema in 1,000,000 Words or Less
• RATE THIS! The Conundrum of the MPAA Rating System by justin
• God the Sequel: A Christian Looks At Life As A Movie Lover by justin
• Popularity Killed The Cult Video Star by justin
• Kyle talks about reviewing, Mutant-style

Frozen in Carbonite Archive

• 2005: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12
• 2007: 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22

Misc. Etc.

• Why Star Trek 2009 is/is not The Shins (to me!) by Kyle
• Morbid Fascination: The Five Scariest Nuclear Attack Segments in All of Filmdom by Kaleb
• Death and Mutants: A Bedtime Story
• Noir: What is it Good For? by Kyle
• The Unreviewables by Kyle
• Movies As Comfort In Scary, Uncertain Times by Kyle
• Rose-Tinted Glasses: The Top 10 Moments In Animation by Kaleb
• Anticipating The Dark Knight by Kyle
• MRFH Goes To Disney World by Justin
• Why Video Game Movies Suck by Mike
• Who is Alan Smithee? by Justin
• Serenity vs. Star Wars by lissa
• Professor Sue Goes To College
• Cereal, Ben & Jerry’s, Friends and Bathrobes – How to really watch that movie! by nancy
• 12 Days of Mutant Christmas
• The Story Of Twelve Funny Movies: How Nancy Became A Mutant
• So You Want To Start The Apocalypse? by shalen
• A Summer At The Movies by justin
• A Very Special Episode of MRFH
• Kyle Scouts Comic Con 2005
• Atari 2600 Movie-To-Games by justin
• Of Mutants And Movies by sue
• The Greatest Star Trek Flame Ever!
• Make A Mutant’s Day
• An Open Letter to George Lucas by poolman
• Science Fiction and Fantasy Annual Report: 2004 by justin
• A Mutant Gets Married: PoolMan
• Mutant Clare Writes an Open Letter to Entertainment Weekly
• CAP Attack! The Most Ridiculous of CAP by justin
• Kyle Goes Hollywood
• MRFH Staff’s 2004 New Year Resolutions
• Justin, Entertainment Weekly, and The Bathroom Of Intrigue
• Universal Studios: A Mutant First-Hand Account by kyle
• The Bowels of MRFH
• The MRFH Quality Assurance Team by justin
• DnaError’s Micro Mutant Movie Picks
• Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure P-FAQ
• Good Quotes, Bad Justin
• Justin takes a trip back to the Quickstop
• The Old Movie Quotes Page
• Special Family Values Warning
• Mutant Reviewers From Hell Mega-FAQ
• the MUTANT archive: archived copies of our newsletter
• Comments on MRFH: don’t take OUR word it!