Comments on: Drew does Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

By: Drew

Drew — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 03:04:28 +0000

Thanks, guys! This one took about three late nights, Kaleb. I’ve been trying to keep them shorter, but every so often a bomb comes along that merits the full text monolith. I basically jotted everything in the “Didja Notice?” section down during the movie and just went from there.

By: 007

007 — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 17:24:32 +0000

Spike =no
Sam=yes

By: Eunice

Eunice — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 02:34:35 +0000

“For the second movie running, they don’t explain why the Allspark only creates evil robots.” Thank you!

I also could’ve done without the awkward humping and the gratuitous swearing (what was up with that?).

And I don’t think I’ve ever been in a theater where there was such a collective “whoa/oh/no!” moment as a close up of John Turturro in a thong. MIND BLEACH!

By: Heather

Heather — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 13:00:28 +0000

*Scoff* Aw, Drew. You stole all of my complaints and did such a good job. Now I’ll have to go and butcher some other crappy movie.

My only criticism is that you forgot to comment on the boundless, completely inappropriate male genetalia jokes.

Wrecking balls? Really?

By: Kaleb

Kaleb — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 06:10:02 +0000

Ooh! Ooh! My turn to be nerdy!

Skyfire/Jetfire’s G1 toy is mold-identical to the VF-1S Super Valkyrie from Bandai’s Macross line.

Oh, and great review too. How long does it take you to crank out one of these massive yet sexy text monoliths you are so notorious for, anyway?