Mutant Reviewers From Hell

Archive for the ‘Thriller’ Category

Sep
10

Mike does Knowing

Posted by Mike

“The numbers are the key to everything.”knowing

The Scoop: 2009, PG-13 Directed by Alex Proyas and starring Nicolas Cage, Chandler Canterbury and Rose Byrne

Summary Capsule: MIT professor happens upon a sheet of numbers that predicts major disasters, including possibly the End of the World.

Read the rest of this entry »

Sep
01

Heather does Scream For Help

Posted by Heather

“Fine, don’t believe me. Just wait until he kills you!”scream for help

The Scoop: 1984, R, directed by Michael Winner and starring Rachael Kelley, David Allen Brooks, and Rocco Sisto

Tagline: First he tried to kill Mom. Now he’s after me. But no one believes me!

Summary: Typical teen angst story of  a girl who’s parents try to murder her.

Read the rest of this entry »

Jul
08

Kyle does Twilight

Posted by Kyle

“I hate you for making me want you so much.”

The Scoop: PG-13 2008, directed by Catherine Hardwicke and starring Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, and Billy Burke

Tagline: When you can live forever what do you live for?

Summary Capsule: The new girl’s first day at her high school introduces her to all the usual teenage angst, including the boy/man destined to be her immortal vampire boyfriend

Read the rest of this entry »

Jul
07

Justin does The X-Files: I Want To Believe

Posted by Justin

“This isn’t my life anymore, Mulder. I’m done chasing monsters in the dark.”

The Scoop: 2008 PG-13, directed by Chris Carter and starring David Duchonvy, Gillian Anderson and Amanda Peet

Tagline: To find the truth, you must believe.

Summary Capsule: Some FBI agents, stymied on a case with some X-Files undertones, rescues our heroes Mulder and Scully from outsider status in exchange for some consulting. Boredom ensues for the audience.

Read the rest of this entry »

Jun
23

Al does Taken

Posted by Alan

“I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.”

The Scoop: 2008 PG-13 Directed by Pierre Morel and starring Liam Neeson and Famke Janssen

Tagline: They took his daughter. He’ll take their lives.

Summary Capsule: EX CIA spook goes on a 90 minute killing spree to get back his kidnapped daughter.

Read the rest of this entry »

May
28

Drew does Angel Heart

Posted by Drew

“However cleverly you sneak up on a mirror, your reflection always looks you straight in the eye.”

The Scoop: 1987 R, directed by Alan Parker, starring Mickey Rourke, Robert DeNiro and Lisa Bonet

Tagline: Harry Angel has been hired to search for the truth… pray he doesn’t find it.

Summary Capsule: If we were to combine Noir Week and Stephen King Week, this is the film we’d review.

Read the rest of this entry »

May
25

Mike does Taken

Posted by Mike

“I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.”

The Scoop: 2008 PG-13 Directed by Pierre Morel and starring Liam Neeson and Famke Janssen

Tagline: They took his daughter. He’ll take their lives.

Summary Capsule: EX CIA spook goes on a 90 minute killing spree to get back his kidnapped daughter.

Read the rest of this entry »

May
19

Justin does Twilight Zone: The Movie

Posted by Justin

“You’ve just crossed over into… the Twilight Zone. “

The Scoop: 1983 PG, directed by Joe Dante, John Landis, George Miller and Steven Spielberg

Tagline: You’re travelling through another dimension. A dimension, not only of sight and sound, but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination. Next stop, the Twilight Zone!

Summary Capsule: Four mini-movies attempt to recapture the classic touch of Rod Serling’s series. Doesn’t work so much.

Read the rest of this entry »

Apr
13

Heather does Double Indemnity

Posted by Heather

“It’s just like the first time I came here, isn’t it? We were talking about automobile insurance, only you were thinking about murder. And I was thinking about that anklet.”

The Scoop: 1944, Unrated, Directed by Billy Wilder and starring Fred MacMurray, Barbara Stanwyck, and Edward G. Robinson

Tagline: It’s Love And Murder At First Sight!

Summary Capsule: An insurance salesman with a taste for someone else’s wife gets mixed up with a rotten dame that might be the death of him.

Read the rest of this entry »

Apr
12

Drew does Miller’s Crossing

Posted by Drew

“Nobody knows anybody. Not that well.”

The Scoop: 1990 R, directed by Joel Coen and starring Gabriel Byrne, Albert Finney and Marcia Gay Harden.

Tagline: Up is down, black is white, and nothing is what it seems.

Summary Capsule: Gabriel Byrne stretches his acting chops to play an Irish criminal who gets entangled in a complex web of deceit and betrayal.

Read the rest of this entry »

About Me

    About

    Contact Info:

    Justin: bigbanana -at- hotmail -dot- com

    Kyle: kylerexpop -at- hotmail -dot- com

    Lissa: lissa -at- mutantreviewers -dot- com

    Sue: pfrsue2 -at- yahoo -dot- com

    Drew: theluckyone20 -at- aol -dot- com

    Al: al -at- mutantreviewers -dot- com

    Mike: cheshirekat5865 -at- gmail -dot- com

    Kaleb: hucklebubba -at- hotmail -dot- com

    Eunice: staropal -at- hotmail -dot- com

    Heather: rori_16h -at- live -dot- com

    Courtney: co001 -at- mcdaniel -dot- edu

    PoolMan: poolman -at- mutantreviewers -dot- com