“I need cats like I need butt implants!”
The Scoop: 1991 NR, directed by Skip Jones, and starring Michael Bell, John Byner and Robin Williams.
Summary Capsule: Opus the penguin wants to fly, and he knows just the jolly old elf to help him do it. Also, stooge-geese and hairballs.
It’s a simple concept. A beloved Christmas story written in 1843. A film version created in 1938, available for free on On Demand. Friday night, beer, wine and a sausage pizza. A joint collaboration by Drew, Lady Luck, and Baby Luck (whose creative contributions were minimal but whose inspiration proved invaluable).
Let’s get our Christmas on, kids.
[0:03] Drew: Sweet, the old-school MGM lion. The one that looked like it would rip your face off if you didn’t sit through the entire movie.
[0:05] Tiny Tim: Oh, no thank you, guv’nor. I’m not very good at running. See, my father took an extra lump of coal last Christmas and Mr. Scrooge broke my leg in three places. He… he was right to do it, sir.
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“Who’s your daddy? Father Christmas!”
The Scoop: 2005 R, directed by David Steiman and starring Bill Goldberg, Douglas Smith and Emilie de Ravin.
Tagline: He’s making a list… pray you’re not on it.
Summary Capsule: Santa unleashes a thousand years of pent up frustrations (and probably some Mommy Issues)
