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Archive for April, 2009

Apr
30

Morbid Fascination: The Five Scariest Nuclear Attack Segments in All of Filmdom

Posted by Kaleb

Actually, I think there may only be five total, so I guess that kind of takes the special out of it.

Bah!  Whatever!  Titles that work are just as lame as well though-out introductions!  Let’s do this!

Oh, I will pause to mention that you are strongly encouraged to read first, and then decide whether or not you want to view.  MRFH and its affiliates, subsidiaries and shadow governments are not responsible for any puking or nightmares that may result.

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Apr
29

Justin does Step Brothers

Posted by Justin

“Can we turn our beds into bunkbeds?”

The Scoop: 2008 R, directed by Adam McKay and starring Will Ferrell, John C. Reilly and Doc Brown’s girlfriend

Tagline: They grow up so fast.

Summary Capsule: When two adults marry, their man-child sons must reconcile with each other as brothers

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Apr
29

Movie News:

Posted by Eunice

General News:

“Anime and manga distributor Central Park Media (CPM) filed for Chapter 7 bankruptcy and has closed its doors as of Monday. According to Crain’s, the company owes US$1.2 million to creditors. The company has not been active in releasing new titles in the past 12 months.”

Alpha and Omega has been moved to October 1, 2010 (from April 16, 2010).

The Tooth Fairy has moved to January 22, 2010 (from November 13). Read the rest of this entry »

Apr
28

Kyle does Adventureland

Posted by Kyle

“I’m amazed at how tiny my paycheck is.”

The Scoop: 2009 R, directed by Greg Mottola and starring Jesse Eisenberg, Kristen Stewart, and Ryan Reynolds

Tagline: It was the worst job they ever imagined… and the best time of their lives.

Summary Capsule: the summer before going off to graduate school, a young man’s parents can no longer provide him with the money they promised so he has to take any job he can: welcome to Adventureland!

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Apr
27

10 Geek Convention Sights You Will Witness

Posted by Justin

Last August, I took my dad and his friend to Indianapolis’ ComiCon, not realizing beforehand that neither of them had ever been to a geek convention. An insurance salespeople convention, perhaps, but that’s not quite the same.

Thus I failed my duties as a lifetime card-carrying geek to prepare them for the sheer nerdery that they were about to dive into. But it was pretty fun to watch them get whiplash from all of the double-takes.

Geek conventions are sort of like Halloween for grown-ups, if instead of giving out candy they made you buy really expensive crap that you don’t really need. Not everyone dresses up, but there’s enough folks that do and make such an effort that it boggles the mind when you see sixteen identical Bikini Princess Leias coming down the aisle at you.

Here’s my attempt to help cushion the shock for you, if you’re about ready to embark on your first trip to geek nirvana:

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Apr
25

Trailers and Media

Posted by Eunice

Some of these links may contain mature material, and MRFH is not responsible for their content.

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Apr
23

Lissa does Repo! The Genetic Opera

Posted by Lissa

“Cause we all end up in a tiny pine box, a mighty small drop in a mighty dark plot.”

The Scoop: 2008, R, directed by Darren Lynn Bousman and starring Alexa Vega, Paul Sorvino, and Anthony Stewart Head

Summary Capsule: In a really messed up world, people buy organs, and when they can’t pay, they get repossessed. Oh yeah, and people sing about it.
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Apr
21

Movie News

Posted by Eunice

General News:

Twentieth Century Fox is set to shut down comedy and genre films production label Fox Atomic. Head Debbie Liebling will return to 20th Century Fox as an executive, continuing to develop comedy and genre films. Atomic movies coming out later this year are Chris Columbus’ comedy I Love You, Beth Cooper (July 10), and Karyn Kusama’s horror Jennifer’s Body (September 18). Other titles that “presumably will move over to 20th” include 28 Days Later sequel 28 Months Later, and potential Sacha Baron Cohen vehicle Accidentes. Read the rest of this entry »

Apr
21

Heather does Heathers

Posted by Heather

“Dear Diary, My teen angst bull**** has a body count”

The Scoop: 1988 R, directed by Michael Lehmann and starring Winona Ryder, Christian Slater, Shannen Doherty, Lisanne Falk and Kim Walker

Tagline: No tagline

Summary Capsule: Boy meets girl, boy starts killing everyone she knows

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Apr
17

Trailers and Media

Posted by Eunice

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