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Archive for March, 2009

Mar
20

Trailers and Media

Posted by Eunice

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Mar
19

Justin does Jumper

Posted by Justin

“You think it could go on like this forever? Living like this with no consequences? There are always consequences! “

The Scoop: 2008 PG-13, directed by Doug Liman and starring Hayden Christensen, Jamie Bell and Rachel Bilson

Tagline: Anywhere is possible.

Summary Capsule: Guy discovers superpower, gets chased, girl tags along for the ride.

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Mar
18

Drew does Futurama: Into the Wild Green Yonder

Posted by Drew

“Into the breach, meatbags.”

The Scoop: 2009, directed by Peter Avanzino, starring Billy West, Katey Sagal, and John Di Maggio

Summary Capsule: The Planet Express crew splits down gender lines over Amy’s dad’s attempt to destroy a star system brimming with life to build the galaxy’s largest mini-golf course. Meanwhile, Fry shtupping his own grandmother again puts him in the unlikely position of potential universe savior.

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Mar
17

Movie News

Posted by Eunice

General News:

Dennis Iliadis will direct Groundswell Productions’ thriller Cure. Written by Beau Michael Thorne it’s about “a young man who sends his wife for an experimental treatment to save her from a terminal illness. Although she returns completely cured, she is suddenly infected with something more terrifying.” Filming starts this summer. Read the rest of this entry »

Mar
17

Justin does Day Watch

Posted by Justin

“Why does the wind blow? It wipes the tracks where we have passed. So that no one can tell, whether we still exist.”

The Scoop: 2006 R, directed by Timur Bekmambetov and starring Konstantin Khabenskiy, Mariya Poroshina and Vladimir Menshov

Tagline: The second chapter in the epic fantasy trilogy

Summary Capsule: Um… it’s kind of like Buffy the Vampire Slayer. If you were watching it under the influence of heavy drugs and a clown was laughing at you in the room.

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Mar
16

Why Nit-Pickers Are Ruining My Childhood

Posted by Mike

It will come as a surprise to no one that’s known me for more than five minutes that I love movies. I watch them repeatedly, it bothers me when people get movie quotes wrong (particularly when I do it myself), I practically foam at the mouth at the prospect of a midnight premier and I even love the trailers for upcoming films as much as the feature presentation sometimes. What most people don’t really guess about me is the magic that encapsulates movies for me. Growing up semi-poor I didn’t get to go to the movies very often, so it was a special treat. I vaguely remember seeing The Jungle Book and Return of the Jedi when I was 5 and 6 respectively, but the first movie I vividly remember seeing was Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory in 4th grade, age 9. I was hooked. To this day, whenever I sit down in a theater and the lights drop, and the screen lights up and the music rises, I get a chill and there I am, 9 years old again, about to get taken away to another world.

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Mar
13

Trailers and Media

Posted by Eunice

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Mar
13

Al does The Dark Knight

Posted by Alan

”Wanna know how I got these scars?”

The Scoop: 2008, PG-13. Directed by Christopher Nolan and starring Christian Bale, Heath Ledger, Aaron Eckhart, and Maggie Gyllenhaal.

Tagline: Why so serious?

Summary Capsule: Bruce is the dark knight, Harvey’s the white knight, and the Joker’s wild.

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Mar
11

Justin does The Omega Man

Posted by Justin

“Is there anything you can do, DOCTOR, I mean, seeing as how you’ve lost over 200 million patients?”

The Scoop: 1971 PG, directed by Boris Sagal and starring Charlton Heston, Anthony Zerbe and Rosalind Cash

Tagline: Pray for the last man alive. Because he’s not alone.

Summary Capsule: Guy lives it up in post-plague L.A. — and eventually tries to do something useful with the remaining screentime.

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Mar
10

Movie News

Posted by Eunice

General News:

MGM has acquired Charlie Vignola, Kevin Marcus, and Bradley Marcus’ script Once Upon a Time… It “is a live-action quest movie that subverts the conventions of fairytale lore at every turn. Not a parody, this is a classic story told in a fresh new way with high adventure and amazing wonders… the likes of which audiences have not yet seen.” Epidemic Pictures will co-produce. Read the rest of this entry »

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