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Archive for February, 2009

Feb
18

Justin does I Am Legend

Posted by Justin

“If there’s anybody out there… anybody… please. You are not alone.”

The Scoop: 2007 PG-13, directed by Francis Lawrence and starring Will Smith, Alice Braga and Dog.

Tagline: The last man on earth is not alone

Summary Capsule: After a disaster wipes out most all of humanity, one guy rules over NYC as the ultimate bachelor’s pad.

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Feb
17

Movie News

Posted by Eunice

General News:

UPDATE: “FANBOYS expands on Friday, February 20th into 10 more cities / regions including…. Boston, Washington DC, Detroit, Atlanta, Phoenix, Orlando, Daytona Beach FL, Hartford CT, New Haven CT, Raleigh-Durham NC, and Columbus OH. Note: FANBOYS will continue to play in Los Angeles, Chicago, Seattle-Tacoma, Houston, and Austin. However, if you live in New York, New Jersey, Philadelphia, or San Francisco and wish to see FANBOYS on the big screen, please do so by Thursday Feb 19th as it will be your last chance.” Theater info here.

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Feb
17

Heather does Sphere

Posted by Heather

I’m not putting in my report that I lost a crew member on a deep-sat expedition to find an alien named ‘Jerry.’”

The Scoop: 1998 PG13, directed by Barry Levinson and starring Dustin Hoffman, Sharon Stone, Samuel L. Jackson and Liev Schreiber

Tagline: “A thousand feet beneath the sea, the blackest holes are in the mind.”

Summary Capsule: The Navy gathers a group of “professional people” to scout out a large ship resting 1000 feet underwater. Shenanigans and goings on ensue.

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Feb
16

The Babylon Diaries – Season 2

Posted by Alan

The Babylon Project was our last, best hope for peace. A self contained world, five miles long, located in neutral territory. A place of commerce and diplomacy for a quarter of a million humans and aliens. A shining beacon in space, all alone in the night. It was the dawn of the third age of mankind, the year the Great War came upon us all.
This is the story of the last of the Babylon stations. The year is 2259. The name of the place is Babylon 5.

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Feb
13

TV and DVD

Posted by Eunice


TV News:

Will This Awesome Doctor Who Filming Go To Waste?

Reportedly, the BBC will pay Matt Smith £1 million when he takes over as the 11th Doctor in Doctor Who, and then an annual salary of £200,000 for three years, with the option to extend his contract another two.

Reaper’s second season will premiere on the CW March 3, a couple weeks sooner than was originally announced.

ABC has officially green-lit the pilot for a remake of 80’s miniseries V. Written and executive produced by Scott Peters, it will still be about aliens (Visitors) who say they’ve come to help Earth, but they’re dirty dirty liars. It’ll focus on “Erica Evans, a Homeland Security agent with an aimless son. When the aliens arrive, her son gloms on to them — causing tension within the family.” Jason Hall is also producing and Warner Bros. TV is producing. Read the rest of this entry »

Feb
13

Justin does The Fly II

Posted by Justin

“You can finish your Father’s work. You’re just as brilliant as he was, perhaps even more so.”

The Scoop: 1989 R, directed by Chris Walas and starring Eric Stoltz, Daphne Zuniga and John Getz

Tagline: Like father, like son.

Summary Capsule: BoyFly gets revenge on those meanies who locked him up for all those years. Plus, nookie!

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Feb
12

15 Reasons Why You Should Watch 30 Rock

Posted by Justin

1. If you’re an Arrested Development fan, you’ll love the similar attention to small details and running gags that permeate the series (such as Liz’s catchphrase “Blerg!” that is later seen as an Ikea-ish shipping box) and Will Arnett’s frequent guest roles. I swear, I keep catching more background jokes every time I rewatch the series.

2. Tracy Morgan is a sight to behold as Tracy Jordan, the Dave Chapelle-ish star of “TGS With Tracy Jordan”. His unusual cadence, extreme unpredictability (the first time we see him, he’s nearly nude, running down a highway, swinging a sword and shouting “I AM A JEDI! I AM A JEDI!”) and utterly bizarre non sequiturs make every scene with him a countdown to the unusual. Plus, you gotta love a guy who largely plays a caricature of himself (like Jordan, Morgan was on a sketch comedy show: SNL).

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Feb
11

Trailers and Media

Posted by Eunice

Some of these links may contain mature material, and MRFH is not responsible for their content.

Trailers:

G.I. Joe
Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen
Star Trek
Fast and Furious
Monsters Vs. Aliens
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Feb
11

Kaleb does Transformers (2007)

Posted by Kaleb

“It’s you and me, Megatron.”

The Scoop: 2007 PG-13, directed by Michael Bay, and starring Shia Labeouf, Megan Fox and Peter Cullen.

Tagline: Their war. Our world.

Summary Capsule: Hey, isn’t that really similar to the tagline of Dragon Wars? Uh-oh…

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Feb
10

Justin does The Fly

Posted by Justin

“It mated us, me and the fly. We hadn’t even been properly introduced.”

The Scoop: 1986 R, directed by David Cronenberg and starring Jeff Goldblum, Geena Davis and John Getz

Tagline: Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Summary Capsule: Scientist and fly merge disgustingly via a revolutionary breakthrough. I’ll stick with my car for transportation, thanks.

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