“If you don’t like Bruce, YOU WALK!”
The Scoop: 2007 R, directed by Bruce Campbell and starring Bruce Campbell, Grace Thorsen and Ted Raimi
Tagline: Kick some Ash
Summary Capsule: The Chin is sequestered by loyal fans to kick the tail of a Chinese demon.
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“It’s a hell of a thing, killing a man. You take away all he’s got, and all he’s ever gonna have.”
The Scoop: 1992 R, directed by Clint Eastwood and starring Clint Eastwood, Gene Hackman, and Morgan Freeman
Summary Capsule: A reformed outlaw is tasked with carrying out two more murders, of men who arguably deserve killing. Can he pull it off while still holding on to his newfound morality?
“I’m a fuel injected suicide machine!”
The Scoop: 1979 R, directed by George Miller and starring Mel Gibson, Steve Bisley and Hugh Keays-Byrne
Tagline: The Maximum Force of the Future.
Summary Capsule: Biker gangs terrorize the outback, and Mel begins a long line of payback films
General News:
North American manga and anime publisher Viz Media is restructuring, resulting in layoffs on Friday. CEO Hidemi Fukuhara: “Viz Media is in the process of refining its focus and is restructuring to adjust to changing industry and financial market realities. VIZ feels confident that with these changes, the company will be more streamlined to face the current economic climate.”
One of Kyle Newman’s next projects is a “very non-traditional bio-pic” about Wolfman Jack, Heard it on the X. Read the rest of this entry »
“When somebody asks me a question, I tell them the answer.”
The Scoop: 2008 R, directed by Danny Boyle & Loveleen Tandan, and starring Dev Patel, Anil Kapoor and Saurabh Shukla.
Tagline: What does it take to find a lost love?
Summary Capsule: Young man becomes a contestant on the Indian ‘Who Wants to be a Millionaire’ to gain the attention of his true love and maybe fulfill his ultimate destiny
“This guy is either gonna think ‘Here’s another kid with a fake ID’ or ‘Here’s McLovin, a 25 year-old Hawaiian organ donor’.”
The Scoop: 2007, R, directed by Greg Mottola and starring Seth Rogan and Michael Cera
Tagline: Come and get some.
Summary Capsule: Three geeky kids try to get laid before they graduate. Gee. Sound familiar? (Um, I mean to other movies, not your own life.)
Hey you! Did you find a magical wardrobe, a secret door, a mystical portal or an enchanted walnut that will transport you out of the humdruggery of 21st century Earth and into another world full of delights and alien bugs that burrow under your skin and make you commit atrocities? Good thing I caught you before you did anything – my advice has saved many a cinematic sojourner, and it will for you.
1. If you find a door or passageway to another world, you have a 60% chance the world will be a fantasy garden of delights wherein you will be a savior, and a 40% chance that this is a hell dimension of unbelievable suffering and pain and Rosanne Barr. So the odds are telling you that you should scoot on through without giving it a second thought.
2. Before you leave, make sure you use the bathroom and pack a few rolls of toilet paper. Facilities in other worlds are sadly lacking, unless you like getting back to nature in a foul way.
3. Yes, you’ll be able to come back. Probably. Maybe. It might take an unbelievable amount of effort and the possible assassination of the Death Queen of Seven Knives to do so, but you’ll be back in your bed before you know it. But don’t let that cause any hesitation, it’s very standard for these sorts of things.
“His name was Jason and today was his birthday.”
The Scoop: 2009 R, directed by Marcus Nispel and starring Jared Padalecki, Danielle Panabaker and Amanda Righetti
Tagline: Welcome to Crystal Lake
Summary Capsule: A bunch of idiot kids with various connections to one another end up in Crystal Lake, near an old summer camp with a brutal history.
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Trailers:
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
Tales of the Black Freighter
Blood: The Last Vampire (Japanese)
Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian
Observe and Report
Echelon Conspiracy
Open Graves
