Mutant Reviewers From Hell

Archive for January, 2009

Jan
23

Kyle does The X-Files: I Want To Believe

Posted by Justin

“This isn’t my life anymore, Mulder. I’m done chasing monsters in the dark.”

The Scoop: 2008 PG-13, directed by Chris Carter and starring David Duchonvy, Gillian Anderson and Amanda Peet

Tagline: To find the truth, you must believe.

Summary Capsule: Some FBI agents, stymied on a case with some X-Files undertones, rescues our heroes Mulder and Scully from outsider status in exchange for some consulting. Boredom ensues for the audience.

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Jan
22

Mutant Bios Open For Business!

Posted by Justin

Want to learn more about your dedicated and demented Mutant staff? Then head on over to Mutant Bios, pard’ner, and rustle yourself up some good info!

Jan
21

Trailers and Media

Posted by Eunice

Some of these links may contain mature material, and MRFH is not responsible for their content.

Trailers:

Coraline
Dragonball Evolution
Outlander
Planet 51
The Informers (unrated trailer)

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Jan
21

Heather does My Big Fat Greek Wedding

Posted by Heather

“Oh I don’t know. If I had survived an old-lady ass-kicking I would want to brag about it”

The Scoop: 2002 PG, directed by Joel Zwick and starring Nia Vardalos, John Corbett, Michael Constantine, and Lainie Kazan.

Tagline: Love is here to stay…so is her family.

Summary Capsule: A woman introduces the man of her dreams to her family. He survives all their best attempts to Greek him to death.

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Jan
20

Lissa does City of Ember

Posted by Justin

“We stand united against the darkness.”

The Scoop: 2008 PG, directed by Gil Kenan and starring Bill Murray, Tim Robbins and Harry Treadaway

Tagline: Escape Is The Only Option

Summary Capsule: Two kids save their city and humanity when no adults will listen to them.

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Jan
19

Movie News

Posted by Eunice


General News:

Fanboys will go into a limited release February 6, with a wide release depending on how it fares. Here are the limited release locations: Los Angeles, New York, Chicago, San Francisco, Philidelphia, Seattle, Houston, and Austin. Read the rest of this entry »

Jan
19

Al’s Starship Troopers Mutant Viewing

Posted by Justin

So, I’m going to apologize in advance, here. My viewing of Starship Troopers is long. Really long. Like, several pages more than I intended. Sorry. My bad. I actually almost went back and erased some parts, figuring I was talking way too much and nobody could possibly be this interested in Paul Verhoeven’s goofy space movie. But, then, I figured ‘Well, I am,’ and that’s really the point of these viewings, isn’t it? To go over something you love with a magnifying glass and pick apart why it’s so cool.

I mean, yes, this is a ’spaceship movie,’ and I know there are plenty of people—including a few I know of who read this site—who are starting to zone out because they don’t like ’spaceship movies.’ I would ask them, though, to give me the benefit of the doubt. Starship Troopers has wealth of stuff to see and listen to and laugh at once you can get past where the story takes place and start paying attention to what’s actually going on.
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Jan
18

Justin does Lifeforce

Posted by Justin

“Don’t worry. A naked girl is not going to get out of this complex.”

The Scoop: 1985 R, directed by Tobe Hooper and starring Steve Railsback, Peter Firth and Mathilda May.

Tagline: In the blink of an eye, the terror begins.

Summary Capsule: Space vampires run amok on earth, turning people into zombies and seducing a choice few. Also, they don’t wear a lot of clothes.

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Jan
16

TV and DVD

Posted by Eunice

TV News

Lionsgate studio and Macrovision have announced an agreement for Lionsgate to acquire TV Guide Network and TV Guide Online.

“SCI FI Channel is letting viewers know that the Jan. 16 return of Battlestar Galactica at 10 p.m. will run 3 1/2 minutes long, so make sure to plan ahead if you’re watching live or set your DVR accordingly if you’re not.”

Kevin Reilly on Dollhouse, Terminator: The Sarah Conner Chronicles, Fringe, and Virtuality.
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Jan
16

Kaleb does Cherry 2000

Posted by Kaleb

“You stick your tongue in my client’s mouth, and I’ll sue your ass off!”

The Scoop: 1987 PG-13, directed by Steve De Jarnatt, and starring Melanie Griffith, David Andrews and Ben Johnson.

Tagline: She’s Blond, Beautiful and Forever Young.

Summary Capsule: Man loses his robot girlfriend to an unfortunate sex mishap, and so goes looking for another, that he may perpetuate further unfortunate sex mishaps.
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